More like “Siri, play ‘Firestarter’ by The Prodigy,” amirite?

Betty was older than Bea was older than Estelle (who played Bea’s mom!) was older than Rue.

Look at that. @hardywallbanger.bsky.social finally made it to the big time.

Only once.

Princeton alum, can also confirm: Beirut is thrown, pong is with paddles.

Hence why I couched it as “sounding like” and not “being.” I’m not about to entirely remove disingenuousness from the equation here.

Fuckin’ NFL ounters, amirite?

That’s levitation, holmes.

Our dog chewed up a box of needles and we thought he ate one because we couldn’t find them all. He didn’t. I feel your pain.

I beginning to think (and hope) that we’re reaching the upper limit of “growth” as defined by capitalism. There’s only so much that we can consume, and I really hope the backlash is swift and strong.

I can see the venom in your eyes, Stella. THE VENOM. IN YOUR EYES.