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Titus the Fox screengrab
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Excerpt:
Stone Roses posters on a wall
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Saw this advertised only the other day and thought it would be really good.
Poster of Mani: THESTONE ROSES. PRIMAL SCREAM, AND ME AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH GARY 'MANI' MOUNFIELD
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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yes, but how much bunce
BBC Sport headline: Joshua given offer he simply couldn't refuse - Bunce
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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‘The c-nt word’
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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How about taking your snake oil and cramming it up your CUNT-inspired arseholes, you grifting fucks
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November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Modern Seinfeld account is just too perfect. Every post is genius. Today’s is a prime example. I can SEE every scene in the George storyline.

‘She’s in love with my twin, Jerry. I hate that guy!’

‘George, he’s you.’

‘I rest my case.’

www.instagram.com/p/DQ-KPDelc-...
Jerry dates a girl who celebrates her "birthday month" the same as her birthday. Elaine runs into an old 2nd grade classmate and finds out they have a child named "Elaine", then thinks that she was the inspiration. George tells a woman he's a twin so he can pose as the other and make himself look good without bragging; she falls for the "twin". Kramer installs a payphone in his apartment but he runs out of change.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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John Hammond in Jurassic Park saying “Welcome to Führer Park!”
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Do we know precisely what the edit/splice was? This is the most I’ve seen and doesn’t make it clear.
The edited clip suggested that Trump told the crowd: "We're going to walk down to the Capitol and I'll be there with you, and we fight. We fight like hell." But the words were taken from sections of his speech almost an hour apart. It did not include a section in which Trump said he wanted supporters "to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard"
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Fedoras: a warning from history
That wretched double-barrelled piece of shit who is known outside of the gutter only for being the guy who ruined the life of Amy Winehouse, wearing his cuntstomary fedora
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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GENERATION BIRTH YEARS The Greatest Generation (Gl Generation) Born 1901-1927 The Silent Generation Born 1928-1945 Baby Boom Generation Born 1946-1964 Generation X Born 1965-1980 Millennial Generation or Generation Y Born 1981-1996 Generation Z or iGen Born 1997-2010 Generation Alpha Born 2010-2024 Generation Beta Born 2025-2039
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The people who run BBC News need to read this superb skewering of the New York Times and then take a long, hard look at their own dismal failings. This paragraph is particularly pertinent:
‘… this mode of prestige media procedure matters absolutely and enormously, at scales difficult to tabulate. It's not hard to call them all to mind: "Climate change is increasingly lethal, though critics say... it is not." Or, "Istael is murdering journalists in Gaza at historically unprecedented rates, though critics say... it is not." Or, "Trans people claim to be real, though critics say..."’
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Cover of Who Killed The JAMs? by the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, showing their car Ford Timelord
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Simon from the Inbetweeners with one of his spuds poking out
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Davros from Dr Who
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I see EVERYTHING ... and here's a peek into those RED HOT DMs
MR: Have a message MR: Have another MR: Just verify, it's bothing MR: Or nothing DL: Don't start bothing in my DMs DL: And you don't need verification or a vpn if you use a proxy app DL: But I'd clearly forgotten I'd broached this subject before, so thanks for reminding me
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Amended Onion headline: No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Industry Where This Regularly Happens
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Sky News using Twitter to tell you how bad using Twitter is.
Screenshot of Sky News’ X account: Sky News @SkyNews - 1h "The X algorithm prioritises sending new users right-wing leaning content", a Sky News Data and Forensics investigation reveals. In this report, Sky's @Chesh explains how Elon Musk's X is boosting the British right. @trib.al/DtAJLoU
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Saw this in the replies. Had to restrain myself from replying ‘And that’s not bloody surprising’
Lived there for 18 years. Never ever met one South African. November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM 3 reposts 28 likes
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Fascinated to learn that this quotation refers to Baldwin’s own hatred of his dying father (Notes of a Native Son, 1955, p 101).
‘It was on the 28th of July, which I believe was a Wednesday, that I visited my father for the first time during his illness and for the last time in his life. The moment I saw him I knew why I had put off this visit so long. I had told my mother that I did not want to see him because I hated him. But this was not true. It was only that I had hated him and I wanted to hold on to this hatred. I did not want to look on him as a ruin: it was not a ruin I had hated. I imagine that one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, that they will be forced to deal with pain.’
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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‘One thing stays the same …

… we’re always together.’
Prunella Scales and Timothy West.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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This might be the picture I’m most proud of this year.
A derelict boat almost capsizing in a loch under threatening skies
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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What’s it like inside your head?
Bud (Harry Dean Stanton) in Repo Man: Look at those assholes over there. Ordinary fucking people. I hate them.
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Pathetic. Debating whether to engage or just block.
The personal affairs of Depp and his wife were decided by a court. No one really knows what happened behind the closed doors of that marriage. You have no right to judge. October 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM