Dave's not here, man!
@davewithturbos.bsky.social
Laughter, snark and sarcasm. PacNW. Car guy. Infosec dork. Usually in that order.
I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow.
All views expressed are my own.
I don't always follow back so don't feel compelled to follow.
All views expressed are my own.
When a tramp stamp isn't enough.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When a tramp stamp isn't enough.
Found it on the dark web:
a black and white loading sign with circles
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media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Found it on the dark web:
He's such an awful liar.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He's such an awful liar.
Nah.... war with Venezuela is my bet.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Nah.... war with Venezuela is my bet.
Wait, did he just have another MRI?
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wait, did he just have another MRI?
Should have been on the weekly Antifa Intelligence Briefing yesterday and ya would have known.
They asked about you!
They asked about you!
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Should have been on the weekly Antifa Intelligence Briefing yesterday and ya would have known.
They asked about you!
They asked about you!
Nah, that's Wednesday.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nah, that's Wednesday.
Yes, but I think it's more because of his buddies that are more directly implicated than he is.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yes, but I think it's more because of his buddies that are more directly implicated than he is.
Leo Terrell? F THAT GUY!
"...restrict student anonymity in protests, and endorse the Administration’s view of gender, among other things. Defendants submit nothing to refute this" 😡
"...restrict student anonymity in protests, and endorse the Administration’s view of gender, among other things. Defendants submit nothing to refute this" 😡
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Leo Terrell? F THAT GUY!
"...restrict student anonymity in protests, and endorse the Administration’s view of gender, among other things. Defendants submit nothing to refute this" 😡
"...restrict student anonymity in protests, and endorse the Administration’s view of gender, among other things. Defendants submit nothing to refute this" 😡
Orange Satan? Sounds right...
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Orange Satan? Sounds right...
It's not Taco Tuesday so no way is it all that powerful.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's not Taco Tuesday so no way is it all that powerful.
Thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thank you!
Oooh good to know, thank you! 🍺
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oooh good to know, thank you! 🍺
Floof has a doppleganger here in Oregon, I spotted it during a walk today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Floof has a doppleganger here in Oregon, I spotted it during a walk today.
My thoughts exactly. How about resigning in 2028?
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My thoughts exactly. How about resigning in 2028?
...and the picture will be a copy of an email with "Bill Clinton" in big Sharpie on it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
...and the picture will be a copy of an email with "Bill Clinton" in big Sharpie on it.
You said he was white tho...
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You said he was white tho...
"… I should tell him that God may be willing to kill him to get to me." I was DYING.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"… I should tell him that God may be willing to kill him to get to me." I was DYING.
Noooooo!!! <pours bleach in eyes>
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Noooooo!!! <pours bleach in eyes>