dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats
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freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
Business Cat has finished another busy week of making deals and producing deliverables (i.e., scratching the chair and pining for a gray feral cat at the window)
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Business Cat has finished another busy week of making deals and producing deliverables (i.e., scratching the chair and pining for a gray feral cat at the window)
when i moved across the country with Sandal and Fez in a car, i made the mistake of getting them comfy soft carriers.
Fez chewed his way out of both of them. a scoundrel who could not be contained. the blood of chancleta is powerful stuff.
Fez chewed his way out of both of them. a scoundrel who could not be contained. the blood of chancleta is powerful stuff.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
when i moved across the country with Sandal and Fez in a car, i made the mistake of getting them comfy soft carriers.
Fez chewed his way out of both of them. a scoundrel who could not be contained. the blood of chancleta is powerful stuff.
Fez chewed his way out of both of them. a scoundrel who could not be contained. the blood of chancleta is powerful stuff.
in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
taking morning calls assisted by my Gonzo mug. thanks for looking after me during these trying times @gonzo.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
taking morning calls assisted by my Gonzo mug. thanks for looking after me during these trying times @gonzo.bsky.social
an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
freya is ready for a vacation, she's been burning the candle at both ends
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.
he appreciates the support, but Chancleta cannot be mayor of New York, governor of Virginia and New Jersey, and comprise the entire Pennsylvania Supreme Court, even though he will almost surely win all of those races. he's very busy and already works a full day.
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
he appreciates the support, but Chancleta cannot be mayor of New York, governor of Virginia and New Jersey, and comprise the entire Pennsylvania Supreme Court, even though he will almost surely win all of those races. he's very busy and already works a full day.
we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book
time can't, like, change maaan
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
time can't, like, change maaan
if no one will give him a chickpea, he's just gonna go back to his house by himself and sulk and probably never come back. and you will have to live with knowing YOU caused this.
think about that as you eat your precious chickpeas.
think about that as you eat your precious chickpeas.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if no one will give him a chickpea, he's just gonna go back to his house by himself and sulk and probably never come back. and you will have to live with knowing YOU caused this.
think about that as you eat your precious chickpeas.
think about that as you eat your precious chickpeas.
on halloween, if a strange cat comes to your door and then passes out on your stuff while looking like a drunk old man, you have to keep the cat. also this applies to all other nights
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
on halloween, if a strange cat comes to your door and then passes out on your stuff while looking like a drunk old man, you have to keep the cat. also this applies to all other nights
on National Cat Day, i am presenting you with a cat.
if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.
if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
on National Cat Day, i am presenting you with a cat.
if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.
if you haven't seen a cat before, this is what they look like. granted, details often vary. but the head, legs, fur, triangle ears -- the core structure -- tends to be consistent.
friends i fear it is over for me, the beast has awoken
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
friends i fear it is over for me, the beast has awoken
horror movies are not scary to cats. Sandal has seen hundreds and is not impressed.
horror movies made for cats would basically just be those youtube videos of a bunch of birds having a nice time outside and living their lives. cats would be rioting in the theater over those
horror movies made for cats would basically just be those youtube videos of a bunch of birds having a nice time outside and living their lives. cats would be rioting in the theater over those
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
horror movies are not scary to cats. Sandal has seen hundreds and is not impressed.
horror movies made for cats would basically just be those youtube videos of a bunch of birds having a nice time outside and living their lives. cats would be rioting in the theater over those
horror movies made for cats would basically just be those youtube videos of a bunch of birds having a nice time outside and living their lives. cats would be rioting in the theater over those
BREAKING: chancleta loves fish
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
BREAKING: chancleta loves fish
