Dave Nice
@davenice.bsky.social
A person of no consequence. I am following a lot of new accounts presently in order to prepare to migrate from the other place, but I will not be creating many (if any) new posts.
@simonpegg.bsky.social ... or "check your privilege "?
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@simonpegg.bsky.social ... or "check your privilege "?
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social
surely the only correct response to this ludicrous Rachel Reeves Chess story is
"Oh, Mate."
surely the only correct response to this ludicrous Rachel Reeves Chess story is
"Oh, Mate."
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
surely the only correct response to this ludicrous Rachel Reeves Chess story is
"Oh, Mate."
surely the only correct response to this ludicrous Rachel Reeves Chess story is
"Oh, Mate."
Not if the decade began in 2021? Still got a few days left!
it's also the second half of the decade. we're nearer the 2030s than we are to the first lockdown
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not if the decade began in 2021? Still got a few days left!
Monika certainly did.
extrajudicial killing is like blowing out birthday candles, everyone knows it looks better if one blow does the job
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Monika certainly did.
Midnight-mass-hysteria.
Am I alone in seeing Christmas as a sort of mass-hysteria?
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Midnight-mass-hysteria.
@garethdennis.uk sorry to say that AN is not necessarily wrong about driving up Sauchiehall St as only half the length is pedestrianised.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@garethdennis.uk sorry to say that AN is not necessarily wrong about driving up Sauchiehall St as only half the length is pedestrianised.
And everyone got blown up in the end, so we're back to square one.
Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And everyone got blown up in the end, so we're back to square one.
Sundays broadcast starts an hour early. 9th November, 9AM.
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Sundays broadcast starts an hour early. 9th November, 9AM.
They call me Mellow Yellow
Quite right.
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
They call me Mellow Yellow
it is a possibility that digital I.D. Will not be compulsory in the same way that a T.V. Licence is not compulsory.
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
it is a possibility that digital I.D. Will not be compulsory in the same way that a T.V. Licence is not compulsory.
Is "regression to the mean" going to save us?
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Is "regression to the mean" going to save us?
It is 5 years now since I was viciously attacked by a crow, and went on to develop Long Corvid.
September 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It is 5 years now since I was viciously attacked by a crow, and went on to develop Long Corvid.
"Calm a ***** down..."
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August 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"Calm a ***** down..."
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It's the Euro Sausage all over again.
YES! The Financial Times is now a redoubt of nomenclatural sticklerism regarding the Bayeux “tapestry”. Here we stand. We can do no other.
August 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's the Euro Sausage all over again.
Nun shall Mass.
August 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Nun shall Mass.
What's it called?
Big fan of the online system saying go on send it to Shipley and the letter they send you saying how about Cumbernauld?
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What's it called?
Is it true that water fizzes coming out of a tap because it is under such low pressure that it boils?
July 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is it true that water fizzes coming out of a tap because it is under such low pressure that it boils?
Was Bob Holness not available?
There’s only space for one good Eurovision sax guy, apparently
July 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was Bob Holness not available?
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There’s only space for one good Eurovision sax guy, apparently
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There’s only space for one good Eurovision sax guy, apparently
I asked a “Bobby” for directions this morning. London is over there.
The other day this kid (15?) came up to me by Nando's and asked me the time and I was like "10 to 7" and she looked at me all confused and said "I don't understand that" so I said "6:50" and she said "thanks".
Kids these days can't tell the time. London is over.
Kids these days can't tell the time. London is over.
June 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I asked a “Bobby” for directions this morning. London is over there.
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Correct. You are old.
June 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Correct. You are old.
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Let's see how old you are.
If I ask someone for "Five dollars of no-knock"
1) Where am I?
2) What am I asking to buy?
If I ask someone for "Five dollars of no-knock"
1) Where am I?
2) What am I asking to buy?
June 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Let's see how old you are.
If I ask someone for "Five dollars of no-knock"
1) Where am I?
2) What am I asking to buy?
If I ask someone for "Five dollars of no-knock"
1) Where am I?
2) What am I asking to buy?