David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
· Sep 19
I really only come on here for me.
My first aim is to look like the before picture.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My first aim is to look like the before picture.
Deeply unpleasant and insulting should be his bio.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Deeply unpleasant and insulting should be his bio.
Heathrow is getting a 3rd runway and you can’t even get a DM back.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Heathrow is getting a 3rd runway and you can’t even get a DM back.
It’s getting so close to my birthday now that I assume anytime someone asks me to do something I think it might be a set up for a surprise party.
Can you pick me up from the garage Dave while my car gets serviced?
Yeah ok Dad whatever you say.
Checks party outfit in the mirror before leaving.
Can you pick me up from the garage Dave while my car gets serviced?
Yeah ok Dad whatever you say.
Checks party outfit in the mirror before leaving.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s getting so close to my birthday now that I assume anytime someone asks me to do something I think it might be a set up for a surprise party.
Can you pick me up from the garage Dave while my car gets serviced?
Yeah ok Dad whatever you say.
Checks party outfit in the mirror before leaving.
Can you pick me up from the garage Dave while my car gets serviced?
Yeah ok Dad whatever you say.
Checks party outfit in the mirror before leaving.
I need to try it with a light T or shirt but this is growing on me despite what I was saying earlier
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I need to try it with a light T or shirt but this is growing on me despite what I was saying earlier
I hope you get an opportunity to say “now let gravity do the work” today.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I hope you get an opportunity to say “now let gravity do the work” today.
Blocked my shower plug with the top off some shampoo. I’m off away until Sunday so leaving that job for future Dave to sort out. Unlucky! Loser!
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Blocked my shower plug with the top off some shampoo. I’m off away until Sunday so leaving that job for future Dave to sort out. Unlucky! Loser!
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Thank god Man Utd are still shit
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thank god Man Utd are still shit
Might pin this to my profile.
I’ve bought a lot of yoghurt for a man who is only home for 2 more mornings this week. It’s a good job I love yoghurt.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Might pin this to my profile.
Middle aged men and merino wool a love story for the ages.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Middle aged men and merino wool a love story for the ages.
I refuse to ever dress like a football pundit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I refuse to ever dress like a football pundit.
It never benefits you hearing something Farage has said.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It never benefits you hearing something Farage has said.
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Not as relaxing as it looks then.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not as relaxing as it looks then.
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Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.
I’ve nearly been really good on here today. Will try again tomorrow. Night night.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’ve nearly been really good on here today. Will try again tomorrow. Night night.
I got a 90’s injury earlier, slipped a floppy disc in my back.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I got a 90’s injury earlier, slipped a floppy disc in my back.
I just asked Grok to do a killer roast. It was good except the gravy was a bit thin.
This is a joke.
This is a joke.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I just asked Grok to do a killer roast. It was good except the gravy was a bit thin.
This is a joke.
This is a joke.
Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.
Cropped Barbour jackets? The world has gone bonkers recently.
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Cropped Barbour jackets? The world has gone bonkers recently.
Not as relaxing as it looks then.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not as relaxing as it looks then.
I’ve bought a lot of yoghurt for a man who is only home for 2 more mornings this week. It’s a good job I love yoghurt.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I’ve bought a lot of yoghurt for a man who is only home for 2 more mornings this week. It’s a good job I love yoghurt.
85 days ‘til Christmas
86 days ‘til Christmas
87 days ‘til Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
85 days ‘til Christmas