Dave Almighty
@dave-almighty.bsky.social
I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger.
Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout?
Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil.
#GoSteamers
Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout?
Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil.
#GoSteamers
Imagine Wirtz and Diaz in tandem. They’d be vibes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Imagine Wirtz and Diaz in tandem. They’d be vibes.
Honest to God. His problem was he was too excitable. A 10% reduction and he’d stay on side and finish well.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Honest to God. His problem was he was too excitable. A 10% reduction and he’d stay on side and finish well.
Yep. Finishing has been woeful all year.
There is a universe where Darwin stayed and he’s on 15 goals.
There is a universe where Darwin stayed and he’s on 15 goals.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yep. Finishing has been woeful all year.
There is a universe where Darwin stayed and he’s on 15 goals.
There is a universe where Darwin stayed and he’s on 15 goals.
Bag of sprouts shoved into a kit for Gakpo.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bag of sprouts shoved into a kit for Gakpo.
Every so often you see a player and think “he’d eat crisps at a funeral”.
He’s one.
He is thick as pig shit.
He’s one.
He is thick as pig shit.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every so often you see a player and think “he’d eat crisps at a funeral”.
He’s one.
He is thick as pig shit.
He’s one.
He is thick as pig shit.
He needs a CoCodymol
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He needs a CoCodymol
I think he’s shit, but he’s also really low in confidence and that makes him even worse.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think he’s shit, but he’s also really low in confidence and that makes him even worse.
I saw a whole page of numbers chosen to explain he’s not shite.
He is though. The numbers aren’t that important when he’s making terrible choices.
You can see it when you watch him.
He is though. The numbers aren’t that important when he’s making terrible choices.
You can see it when you watch him.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I saw a whole page of numbers chosen to explain he’s not shite.
He is though. The numbers aren’t that important when he’s making terrible choices.
You can see it when you watch him.
He is though. The numbers aren’t that important when he’s making terrible choices.
You can see it when you watch him.
Yep.
Wirtz plays the ball with such lovely weight.
Wirtz plays the ball with such lovely weight.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yep.
Wirtz plays the ball with such lovely weight.
Wirtz plays the ball with such lovely weight.
Jota was a less gifted player (technically) than Gakpo (it could be argued). The thing Jota did was run in the most direct line (through players) at the opponents goal.
Suarez did it, Mo does it, natural attackers do.
Gakpo is a talented footballer, not a natural attacker.
Suarez did it, Mo does it, natural attackers do.
Gakpo is a talented footballer, not a natural attacker.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Jota was a less gifted player (technically) than Gakpo (it could be argued). The thing Jota did was run in the most direct line (through players) at the opponents goal.
Suarez did it, Mo does it, natural attackers do.
Gakpo is a talented footballer, not a natural attacker.
Suarez did it, Mo does it, natural attackers do.
Gakpo is a talented footballer, not a natural attacker.
Truth often is.
He’s rubbish. He’s not as good as Robbo, Tsimikas, Owen Beck, Istzvan Kozma or Paul Koncesky.
He’s rubbish. He’s not as good as Robbo, Tsimikas, Owen Beck, Istzvan Kozma or Paul Koncesky.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Truth often is.
He’s rubbish. He’s not as good as Robbo, Tsimikas, Owen Beck, Istzvan Kozma or Paul Koncesky.
He’s rubbish. He’s not as good as Robbo, Tsimikas, Owen Beck, Istzvan Kozma or Paul Koncesky.
You said there is not much more he could.
There was loads more he could have done.
He’s taken the worst option.
There was loads more he could have done.
He’s taken the worst option.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You said there is not much more he could.
There was loads more he could have done.
He’s taken the worst option.
There was loads more he could have done.
He’s taken the worst option.
But the point is he stopped being good.
Kerkez isn’t good enough for this level. Hes perfect for Everton. You need to have genuine guile and smarts. He does not.
Kerkez isn’t good enough for this level. Hes perfect for Everton. You need to have genuine guile and smarts. He does not.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
But the point is he stopped being good.
Kerkez isn’t good enough for this level. Hes perfect for Everton. You need to have genuine guile and smarts. He does not.
Kerkez isn’t good enough for this level. Hes perfect for Everton. You need to have genuine guile and smarts. He does not.
“Don’t know why”.
We do. We all do.
A). Big fast distraction from him raping kids. War time presidents get a spike in popularity.
B). Venezuela is a candy store of mineral wealth and he’s stealing it.
We do. We all do.
A). Big fast distraction from him raping kids. War time presidents get a spike in popularity.
B). Venezuela is a candy store of mineral wealth and he’s stealing it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Don’t know why”.
We do. We all do.
A). Big fast distraction from him raping kids. War time presidents get a spike in popularity.
B). Venezuela is a candy store of mineral wealth and he’s stealing it.
We do. We all do.
A). Big fast distraction from him raping kids. War time presidents get a spike in popularity.
B). Venezuela is a candy store of mineral wealth and he’s stealing it.
Well - he could give Chiesa a go.
He should play Hugo.
He could play Robbo.
He could try Endo to steady things.
There are options. Having the least effective front three available in terms of ball regains might bite him on the arse.
Jones was positive v PSV - he’s on the bench. Mac has been poor.
He should play Hugo.
He could play Robbo.
He could try Endo to steady things.
There are options. Having the least effective front three available in terms of ball regains might bite him on the arse.
Jones was positive v PSV - he’s on the bench. Mac has been poor.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well - he could give Chiesa a go.
He should play Hugo.
He could play Robbo.
He could try Endo to steady things.
There are options. Having the least effective front three available in terms of ball regains might bite him on the arse.
Jones was positive v PSV - he’s on the bench. Mac has been poor.
He should play Hugo.
He could play Robbo.
He could try Endo to steady things.
There are options. Having the least effective front three available in terms of ball regains might bite him on the arse.
Jones was positive v PSV - he’s on the bench. Mac has been poor.
He can. Deli Ali.
Moreover players can be absolutely perfect for team a and genuinely bad for team b.
He’s been an unmitigated failure so far. He isn’t quick, isn’t overlapping, reckless in the challenge, awful aerially, make poor pass choices and has a bad first touch.
This isn’t his level.
Moreover players can be absolutely perfect for team a and genuinely bad for team b.
He’s been an unmitigated failure so far. He isn’t quick, isn’t overlapping, reckless in the challenge, awful aerially, make poor pass choices and has a bad first touch.
This isn’t his level.
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He can. Deli Ali.
Moreover players can be absolutely perfect for team a and genuinely bad for team b.
He’s been an unmitigated failure so far. He isn’t quick, isn’t overlapping, reckless in the challenge, awful aerially, make poor pass choices and has a bad first touch.
This isn’t his level.
Moreover players can be absolutely perfect for team a and genuinely bad for team b.
He’s been an unmitigated failure so far. He isn’t quick, isn’t overlapping, reckless in the challenge, awful aerially, make poor pass choices and has a bad first touch.
This isn’t his level.