Dave Almighty
@dave-almighty.bsky.social
I am what you get when you try to carve God from the wood of your hunger.
Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout?
Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil.
#GoSteamers
Scientist 1: how important is that small Beetle with the elongated rostrum or snout?
Scientist 2: oh that? It’s very important, in fact it is a necessary Weevil.
#GoSteamers
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Dave Almighty
@dave-almighty.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I’m of the mind the Galactic Council has sent us various gifts to test our worthiness as a species:
Air Fryers
Star Bars
Moist bathroom wipes
Dogs
When we fully appreciate these boons we will be invited to an enlightened universal collective.
Air Fryers
Star Bars
Moist bathroom wipes
Dogs
When we fully appreciate these boons we will be invited to an enlightened universal collective.
Lovely goal Gakkers.
Good win. We need some solid shit out games like that. Just be boring and win.
Good win. We need some solid shit out games like that. Just be boring and win.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lovely goal Gakkers.
Good win. We need some solid shit out games like that. Just be boring and win.
Good win. We need some solid shit out games like that. Just be boring and win.
Joe Gomez there, stopping crosses.
Novelty settings.
Novelty settings.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Joe Gomez there, stopping crosses.
Novelty settings.
Novelty settings.
Lovely football that.
Great substitutions.
Great substitutions.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lovely football that.
Great substitutions.
Great substitutions.
That’s a brilliant finish.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
That’s a brilliant finish.
Flo should’ve done better.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Flo should’ve done better.
Awful first touch by Gakpo, that was a real chance.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Awful first touch by Gakpo, that was a real chance.
Wirtz with some lovely touches.
Ryan looks to be at it as well.
Not enough from Mac or Dom.
Ryan looks to be at it as well.
Not enough from Mac or Dom.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wirtz with some lovely touches.
Ryan looks to be at it as well.
Not enough from Mac or Dom.
Ryan looks to be at it as well.
Not enough from Mac or Dom.
If Gakpo allows that ball across him and into the area he becomes untacklable and in on goal.
Instead he checks onto his right foot and loses it.
There is no upside to the action he chose.
Instead he checks onto his right foot and loses it.
There is no upside to the action he chose.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If Gakpo allows that ball across him and into the area he becomes untacklable and in on goal.
Instead he checks onto his right foot and loses it.
There is no upside to the action he chose.
Instead he checks onto his right foot and loses it.
There is no upside to the action he chose.
Rubbish side. Robbo, Hugo and Chiesa should all be getting a game. That front 3 is a popcorn fart:
Ali
Joseph Jesus Hercules Gomez, Ibou, Virg, a gobshite
Ryan, Mac, Dom
Flo, Lazy Arse, a Fanny
Subs:
Mamardashvili, Endo, Salah, Chiesa, Jones, Ekitike, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha
Ali
Joseph Jesus Hercules Gomez, Ibou, Virg, a gobshite
Ryan, Mac, Dom
Flo, Lazy Arse, a Fanny
Subs:
Mamardashvili, Endo, Salah, Chiesa, Jones, Ekitike, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Rubbish side. Robbo, Hugo and Chiesa should all be getting a game. That front 3 is a popcorn fart:
Ali
Joseph Jesus Hercules Gomez, Ibou, Virg, a gobshite
Ryan, Mac, Dom
Flo, Lazy Arse, a Fanny
Subs:
Mamardashvili, Endo, Salah, Chiesa, Jones, Ekitike, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha
Ali
Joseph Jesus Hercules Gomez, Ibou, Virg, a gobshite
Ryan, Mac, Dom
Flo, Lazy Arse, a Fanny
Subs:
Mamardashvili, Endo, Salah, Chiesa, Jones, Ekitike, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
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Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
There’s a line in Interstellar that bugs me:
“We love people who have died, where is the social utility in that”.
Well, we remember the good lessons from the good people we’ve loved who died. We learn from them.
“We love people who have died, where is the social utility in that”.
Well, we remember the good lessons from the good people we’ve loved who died. We learn from them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There’s a line in Interstellar that bugs me:
“We love people who have died, where is the social utility in that”.
Well, we remember the good lessons from the good people we’ve loved who died. We learn from them.
“We love people who have died, where is the social utility in that”.
Well, we remember the good lessons from the good people we’ve loved who died. We learn from them.
I really don’t like the teacher in Interstellar.
She’s everything wrong with today. Delighted in her ignorance.
She’s everything wrong with today. Delighted in her ignorance.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I really don’t like the teacher in Interstellar.
She’s everything wrong with today. Delighted in her ignorance.
She’s everything wrong with today. Delighted in her ignorance.
Anyone who thinks Klopp will come back whilst Edward’s is at the club is smoking the reefer.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Anyone who thinks Klopp will come back whilst Edward’s is at the club is smoking the reefer.
Lads, I’ve said it for so long, ignore the stats - Gakpo is a fucking shit house player.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lads, I’ve said it for so long, ignore the stats - Gakpo is a fucking shit house player.
This goalie er, well he doesn’t make a lot of saves does he?
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This goalie er, well he doesn’t make a lot of saves does he?
Mo and Gakpo still on for the pure bants.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mo and Gakpo still on for the pure bants.
Gakpo just cut inside and had a shot
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Gakpo just cut inside and had a shot
If Doku was a penalty…..
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If Doku was a penalty…..
Mo has been absolutely shit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Mo has been absolutely shit.
At least we can bring on Quansah to get Ibou off the pitch.
Oh wait, the finance bros sold him.
Oh wait, the finance bros sold him.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
At least we can bring on Quansah to get Ibou off the pitch.
Oh wait, the finance bros sold him.
Oh wait, the finance bros sold him.
Letting Diaz go and keeping Gakpo is like breaking up with Natalie Imbruglia and shacking up with Kerry Katona.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Letting Diaz go and keeping Gakpo is like breaking up with Natalie Imbruglia and shacking up with Kerry Katona.
Here comes Isak.
Can we get one sprint in 30 mins?
Can we get one sprint in 30 mins?
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Here comes Isak.
Can we get one sprint in 30 mins?
Can we get one sprint in 30 mins?
Mo off, Fede on
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mo off, Fede on