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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Dave’s female cousin was married to a woman but is now divorced and dating a man. Dave asked me what I thought and I said, “Bold choice of her to take a step down like that. He asked what I meant, and I said, “The best man is an average woman.” He did not like that, but I stand by it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Dave’s female cousin was married to a woman but is now divorced and dating a man. Dave asked me what I thought and I said, “Bold choice of her to take a step down like that. He asked what I meant, and I said, “The best man is an average woman.” He did not like that, but I stand by it.
I loved the show Heated Rivalry so read the book too, and the show is better! I can’t think of another time the show/movie is better than the book.
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I loved the show Heated Rivalry so read the book too, and the show is better! I can’t think of another time the show/movie is better than the book.
My son took a photo of one of the gifts I got him and sent it to his friends. Hashtag winning
a man with a mustache and glasses is wearing a white polo shirt and glasses .
ALT: a man with a mustache and glasses is wearing a white polo shirt and glasses .
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December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My son took a photo of one of the gifts I got him and sent it to his friends. Hashtag winning
My husband was mad and said that the kids hurt his feelings when they said he didn’t do anything for Christmas. I said, but you didn’t do anything? I designed/addressed/mailed the cards, put up all the decorations and tree, and bought and wrapped the presents. He said well you didn’t ask me to do
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My husband was mad and said that the kids hurt his feelings when they said he didn’t do anything for Christmas. I said, but you didn’t do anything? I designed/addressed/mailed the cards, put up all the decorations and tree, and bought and wrapped the presents. He said well you didn’t ask me to do
It is a privilege to have the whiplash kind of weekend I am having. Friday night, wine tasting at a friend’s house. Saturday morning protest at the ICE detention center near my home. Saturday night Moth storytelling event in the city with my sister-in-law. Today getting flu and covid shots.
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It is a privilege to have the whiplash kind of weekend I am having. Friday night, wine tasting at a friend’s house. Saturday morning protest at the ICE detention center near my home. Saturday night Moth storytelling event in the city with my sister-in-law. Today getting flu and covid shots.
I finished my Halloween decorations today
October 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I finished my Halloween decorations today
Dave is substitute teaching in a kindergarten class today, which he loves doing. He told me this morning that he just thinks What Would Ned Flanders Do and starts the day with “Good morning, kindergartnerinos!”
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Dave is substitute teaching in a kindergarten class today, which he loves doing. He told me this morning that he just thinks What Would Ned Flanders Do and starts the day with “Good morning, kindergartnerinos!”
Today I am doing my full time job, setting up a tv interview for tomorrow for the charity walk I’m co-organizing, taking care of a kid with a 101 degree temp, and texting my family about my dad being in the hospital and his emergency surgery. Also had time this morning to worry about fascism.
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Today I am doing my full time job, setting up a tv interview for tomorrow for the charity walk I’m co-organizing, taking care of a kid with a 101 degree temp, and texting my family about my dad being in the hospital and his emergency surgery. Also had time this morning to worry about fascism.
The break room smells like someone farted in a Great Clips.
September 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The break room smells like someone farted in a Great Clips.
I only occasionally exchange texts with an old friend of mine in Mpls, but yesterday she posted 1st day of school photos of her kids at that school in Mpls, and I don’t know if her kids are ok today. It’s not my story but it’s all of our stories and I’m filled with hatred and sadness.
August 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I only occasionally exchange texts with an old friend of mine in Mpls, but yesterday she posted 1st day of school photos of her kids at that school in Mpls, and I don’t know if her kids are ok today. It’s not my story but it’s all of our stories and I’m filled with hatred and sadness.
Woodfield Mall is blasting Everybody Dance Now.
August 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Woodfield Mall is blasting Everybody Dance Now.
Me at 7 pm to person who said they would pick up a free desk at 6 pm: Are you still going to pick up the desk or should I go to the next person? Also please confirm you have a truck.
Guy: I will leave now. I will fit it in my car.
Me: Sorry, please do not come here. It will not fit in a car.
Omg
Guy: I will leave now. I will fit it in my car.
Me: Sorry, please do not come here. It will not fit in a car.
Omg
August 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me at 7 pm to person who said they would pick up a free desk at 6 pm: Are you still going to pick up the desk or should I go to the next person? Also please confirm you have a truck.
Guy: I will leave now. I will fit it in my car.
Me: Sorry, please do not come here. It will not fit in a car.
Omg
Guy: I will leave now. I will fit it in my car.
Me: Sorry, please do not come here. It will not fit in a car.
Omg
Did I learn my lesson, or am I trying to give something else away for free on Facebook? If you’re not going to show up, JUST TELL ME
August 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Did I learn my lesson, or am I trying to give something else away for free on Facebook? If you’re not going to show up, JUST TELL ME
I am trying to give a dresser away FOR FREE on FB Marketplace. I knew it would be a bit of a hassle but I did not know it would be this much hassle. I’m ready to throw it away at this point.
July 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am trying to give a dresser away FOR FREE on FB Marketplace. I knew it would be a bit of a hassle but I did not know it would be this much hassle. I’m ready to throw it away at this point.
Small government except I’ll tell sports team owners what they have to name their teams, I’ll decide what programs universities can offer, I’ll tell companies whether they can consider the environmental impacts in making investment decisions, I’ll decide what medical services hospitals can provide,
July 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Small government except I’ll tell sports team owners what they have to name their teams, I’ll decide what programs universities can offer, I’ll tell companies whether they can consider the environmental impacts in making investment decisions, I’ll decide what medical services hospitals can provide,
I was having a really nice conversation with my in law about the pope, and then she said it would be good “as long as he doesn’t get political.” I know what I should have said but in the moment I was just like
July 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was having a really nice conversation with my in law about the pope, and then she said it would be good “as long as he doesn’t get political.” I know what I should have said but in the moment I was just like
I love the Mall of America. It’s a bright free space where I used to push my babies in strollers during the winter. And it has the best Nordstrom in the US.
July 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I love the Mall of America. It’s a bright free space where I used to push my babies in strollers during the winter. And it has the best Nordstrom in the US.
My hobby is muting other attendees in large meetings. You’re welcome.
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My hobby is muting other attendees in large meetings. You’re welcome.
I working from the library today and was so annoyed because these other people are in the study room I booked. But I just checked my reservation and actually I reserved a totally different room. Oops
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I working from the library today and was so annoyed because these other people are in the study room I booked. But I just checked my reservation and actually I reserved a totally different room. Oops
I walked by the James Beard awards last night and saw a lot of men in tuxedos hanging out outside. I considered stopping to see who was there but realized the only chef I know is Carmy from The Bear.
June 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I walked by the James Beard awards last night and saw a lot of men in tuxedos hanging out outside. I considered stopping to see who was there but realized the only chef I know is Carmy from The Bear.
I got a Cricut for Mother’s Day, so I’m pretty much going to be unstoppable now.
May 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got a Cricut for Mother’s Day, so I’m pretty much going to be unstoppable now.
I’m watching Four Seasons on Netflix. When this man tells his male friends he wants to get a divorce, they try to talk him out of it. I cannot think of a single person I would try to talk out of a divorce. I would just say how can I support you.
May 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m watching Four Seasons on Netflix. When this man tells his male friends he wants to get a divorce, they try to talk him out of it. I cannot think of a single person I would try to talk out of a divorce. I would just say how can I support you.
The middle school is hosting a zoom today with experts on dealing with anxiety in teens. This seems appropriate.
April 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The middle school is hosting a zoom today with experts on dealing with anxiety in teens. This seems appropriate.
I saw a TikTok where the woman said I’m the girlhood spectrum she is horse positive, dolphin neutral, unicorn negative. I would like to announce my spectrum as Babysitters Club positive, RL Stine neutral, Sweet Valley High negative.
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I saw a TikTok where the woman said I’m the girlhood spectrum she is horse positive, dolphin neutral, unicorn negative. I would like to announce my spectrum as Babysitters Club positive, RL Stine neutral, Sweet Valley High negative.