I fear this v tall crumpet won’t fit in my toaster.

#ooer

I’m not sure I’m quite there yet….

Maybe one day!

Absolutely fuck this shit.

Fuck this shit.

But of course - and I've only just realised this today, kids - the version of my username that Google has, top-level, is _sans dot_ entirely.

Because the position of the dot, or many dots, or the absense of dots.... none of that matters to Google.

🤯

So I sometimes put a dot near the end, if I'm dubious that I won't get spammed by whoever I'm giving my email to. And I only give that version of the address to potench spammers.