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Christopher Lydon 🏳️‍🌈
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Music and stuff. 🇪🇺 (He/him) linktr.ee/chrislydon
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Put some graphite lubricant in my front door lock and, fuck me, it's changed my life.

(In a positive way.)
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The adventure continues… 🌟
4 shows. 47 performances. From Fringe Festivals to rural tours, libraries to livestreams — we’re taking flight this year!
Just plugged my desktop USB keyboard into a USB-to-lightning adapter, to plug into my iPhone, so I could more easily enter the shitty McDonald's Monopoly codes into the app because the code scanner is fucking next-to-useless.

Having done a fair bit of driving recently, I have gathered some tokens.
I’m not sure what I just made but they definitely weren’t crumpets.

Quite nice, considering.

(But fucking awful crumpets. The worst I’ve ever made!)
Calling it “crowdfunding” is useful as people have kind of forgotten that’s how the indie music industry (/theatre/arts/etc) works, has always worked.

There’s a threshold at which events can make sense financially. Buying a ticket helps reach this threshold. Buying early helps even more!

(4/4)
If the crowdfund doesn’t reach its target, the options are: cancel the event, or go ahead with the event knowing that someone is taking a hit financially. (See above for who that is most likely hurting the most.)

(3/4)
A venue / promoter / band are working on the notion - the bet - they can sell enough tickets to make it financially make sense.

Someone is taking the risk - rarely the venue, often the promoter, nearly always the artist.

(2/4)
Every ticketed gig you’ve ever been to is effectively a crowdfunded gig, it’s not a new concept - but it is useful to have it reframed that way.

(1/4)
I don’t think I paid attention when I watched Fringe first time round.

I’m sure I’d have remembered Anna Torv doing her best Leonard Nimoy impression, three quarters of the way through season 3.
I am only now realising how I have underestimated leeks as an ingredient.
There’s been a USS Mandela on Star Trek somewhere, right?

We all remember that, don’t we?
Please fuck yes Instagram you’ve got the algo just right for me when it’s videos about pottery, recipes for nice food and cats.

Please remember this. 10/10. No notes.
Oh gahd there’s a RPDRUK to watch today too!

Thursdays are busy for telly right now.
Do I want to turn on 2FA for the account that I use to switch on the wireless plug socket that the heater is plugged into in my bedroom at my mum’s house?

No, I think it’s OK for now.
Rare sighting of a sousaphonus albobrassus vulgaris, out in the wild!
I made the very serious mistake of Sitting Down Before I Was Finished Doing The Task.

Bugger.
My landlord gave me two new doors today.

Thanks. I hate them. ❤️
Three cheers??

Three paracetamol more like!
Soon ❤️ we shall be reunited!

(Me and my Sousa. Not me and the Erotic Museum of Barcelona.)
Surprise first hot chocolate of the season!
Eek! ❄️ 🎄
……. qu'est-ce que c’est? 👀

(I now see the typo…. alas, the Lemon Dad reference eludes me…)