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I don't think there's anyone. I think there might have been a contestant on Big Brother who graduated a few years before me.

And for the magnet school I attended half-time my junior and senior years, that would be an American Idol contestant who placed 24th.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Finally figured out Valentine’s plans. Now to compare those to the P4A schedule because I’m definitely missing Saturday night and Sunday morning.
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Wtf? A pro ICE commercial?
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
This Muppet Show special is really hitting the spot. Like I like the original show, but there’s a bunch of references that I don’t get because they were contemporary 50 years ago.

This is what Disney should have done with the Muppets the whole time.
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
So I bought This Year - 365 Songs Annotated - A Book of Days by @themountaingoats.bsky.social, and I've got to say that this kind of feels like a devotional. Like there's a short passage to read and analyze, some thoughts from the author on that passage, and then the book club goes deeper.
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
@agatha-vile.bsky.social I can't prove this any ties to you, but it looks like how a crab-themed villain would try to take over a small Irish village.
Irish town ‘shell-shocked’ after 15,000 crabs escape from overturned truck | CBC Radio
Odhran McLaughlin learned the hard way that it takes a village to wrangle 15,000 scuttling crabs off the side of a highway on the coast of Ireland in the dead of night.
www.cbc.ca
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

hi, i'm my small intestine.
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

hi, i'm the pacific ocean 🌊
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

hi, i'm a bee 😭
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This commercial during Survivor is really long. And full of garbage.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is this a cry of help?
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
How many times is this the “first time that Golden’s been performed live on TV”? Like they did it on SNL, which was actually live, but part of a sketch, then there was Fallon, which wasn’t live, and now for the Macy’s parade, they’re lip syncing live.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Zootopia 2 should have been titled Zoo2pia.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Remembered to finish signing up.
The #TBHillDay 2026 application has been open for less than a week, and already ONE HUNDRED people have signed up! Now's your chance to join @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and a couple hundred of your closest #Tuberculosis fighting friends in Washington DC to fight worldsuck! tbfighters.org/hill-...
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Feeling old? The "I like turtles" kid is grown up.
I like turtles
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social made a video about bananas, and didn't put one of the rare ones through the Banana Loca?
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green

#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Alison Cochrun
✨ Hank Green
✨ John Green
✨ Anita Kelly
✨ Rachel Reid
✨ Maureen Johnson
✨ Casey McQuiston
✨ Ashley Herring Blake

#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Ali Hazelwood
✨ Hank Green
✨ Elle Kennedy
✨ Marie Lu
✨ Fredrik Backman
✨ John Green
✨ Emily Henry
✨ Becka Mack

#BookSky 💙📚
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Has anyone made Roll20 assets for the Pizzamas One-Shots?
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Saw Tron: Ares, and it’s not good, but it’s not super terrible despite the Jared Leto of it all. It’s more that it’s a Tron movie.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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So everyone is mad at Jay Jones for recycling a joke from the Office? I don’t remember anybody giving a shit when the butt of the joke was Toby
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it just me, or are the vibes off this Pizzamas? Like sure, there's *gestures broadly*, but like previous Pizzamases had stuff selling out fast and secret discounts and mid-Pizzamas shirt drops that were usually based on events that had happened during Pizzamas.
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@dftbarecords.bsky.social

Is there gonna be a Works Bundle for #pizzamas?
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM