Darth Dad
@darthdad.bsky.social
Living the dream, with a cookie, coffee and some chocolate. Lucky Husband, Father of 4, Papa to 1, 2 rescue pups and Lord Zod (cat), he/him/Dad🌊Go Cowboys! 🇺🇸🇺🇦 #NAFO Darth Dad @booyaz from twitter.
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Insanity. It's all in the pool too.
According to my boss the neighbors jumped in their pool and the screams were hilarious.
According to my boss the neighbors jumped in their pool and the screams were hilarious.
January 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Insanity. It's all in the pool too.
According to my boss the neighbors jumped in their pool and the screams were hilarious.
According to my boss the neighbors jumped in their pool and the screams were hilarious.
Seriously, I need a manager!!!
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Seriously, I need a manager!!!
OK...
I live in FL. I don't own a jacket, just sweaters and a rain/windbreaker. It's freaking SLEETING!!!!!!!!!! I can't even wear my flip flops today.
Who do I file a complaint with, this is BULLCRAP! I can't even get my Whataburger!!!! We don't have snow chains for our tires.
I live in FL. I don't own a jacket, just sweaters and a rain/windbreaker. It's freaking SLEETING!!!!!!!!!! I can't even wear my flip flops today.
Who do I file a complaint with, this is BULLCRAP! I can't even get my Whataburger!!!! We don't have snow chains for our tires.
a man on a boat holding flip flops and saying i got my swimming trunks and my flippy floppies .
ALT: a man on a boat holding flip flops and saying i got my swimming trunks and my flippy floppies .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
OK...
I live in FL. I don't own a jacket, just sweaters and a rain/windbreaker. It's freaking SLEETING!!!!!!!!!! I can't even wear my flip flops today.
Who do I file a complaint with, this is BULLCRAP! I can't even get my Whataburger!!!! We don't have snow chains for our tires.
I live in FL. I don't own a jacket, just sweaters and a rain/windbreaker. It's freaking SLEETING!!!!!!!!!! I can't even wear my flip flops today.
Who do I file a complaint with, this is BULLCRAP! I can't even get my Whataburger!!!! We don't have snow chains for our tires.
For the inauguration are you:
A: Taking a nap
B: Watching the Autobiography of Giulliani (Nosforatu)
C: Cleaning bellybutton lent
A: Taking a nap
B: Watching the Autobiography of Giulliani (Nosforatu)
C: Cleaning bellybutton lent
January 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
For the inauguration are you:
A: Taking a nap
B: Watching the Autobiography of Giulliani (Nosforatu)
C: Cleaning bellybutton lent
A: Taking a nap
B: Watching the Autobiography of Giulliani (Nosforatu)
C: Cleaning bellybutton lent
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This man lit a sleeping woman on fire on a subway in New York City. Where is his perp walk entourage? Was mayor Adam's too busy?
December 27, 2024 at 3:55 AM
This man lit a sleeping woman on fire on a subway in New York City. Where is his perp walk entourage? Was mayor Adam's too busy?
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
To those who celebrate, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
To those who celebrate, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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Some of those that work forces...
"D.C. officer is found guilty of leaking to Proud Boys leader before Jan. 6, 2021, attack on U.S. Capitol"
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
"D.C. officer is found guilty of leaking to Proud Boys leader before Jan. 6, 2021, attack on U.S. Capitol"
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
D.C. officer guilty for leaking to Proud Boys’ Tarrio before Jan. 6
“The defendant was not using Tarrio as a source; it was the other way around,” U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson said Monday in finding the former officer guilty on all counts. “He knew then and ...
www.washingtonpost.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Some of those that work forces...
"D.C. officer is found guilty of leaking to Proud Boys leader before Jan. 6, 2021, attack on U.S. Capitol"
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
"D.C. officer is found guilty of leaking to Proud Boys leader before Jan. 6, 2021, attack on U.S. Capitol"
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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If you can eat all the meat off a sword at the Brazilian steakhouse they should let you keep the sword
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
If you can eat all the meat off a sword at the Brazilian steakhouse they should let you keep the sword
Spin dip for the win!
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Spin dip for the win!
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We need more creativity with these Pardon's. A Preemptive Pardon List could just be released and it could be soo much fun...
Like, Put TrumpJr, Mike Johnson and a few of Trump's cabinet picks on the list....
Wait and see what that does to Trump, trying to figure out why they're on the list.
Like, Put TrumpJr, Mike Johnson and a few of Trump's cabinet picks on the list....
Wait and see what that does to Trump, trying to figure out why they're on the list.
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
We need more creativity with these Pardon's. A Preemptive Pardon List could just be released and it could be soo much fun...
Like, Put TrumpJr, Mike Johnson and a few of Trump's cabinet picks on the list....
Wait and see what that does to Trump, trying to figure out why they're on the list.
Like, Put TrumpJr, Mike Johnson and a few of Trump's cabinet picks on the list....
Wait and see what that does to Trump, trying to figure out why they're on the list.
I hate having a breakdown and needing a tow.
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I hate having a breakdown and needing a tow.
Happy Turkey Day Peeps!
November 28, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Happy Turkey Day Peeps!
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Even if you're not moved by the argument that Twitter is a rightwing cesspool thanks to its redpilled owner, the fact that foreign enemies are expressing concern that they won't be able to use Twitter to manipulate Americans anymore should be enough to warrant the exodus.
If you needed even MORE of a reason to switch to Bluesky, China is "troubled" by the fact that they've invested so much time on Twitter buying ads, bots, and influencers... only to see the people they're seeking to manipulate (us) flee the site.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Even if you're not moved by the argument that Twitter is a rightwing cesspool thanks to its redpilled owner, the fact that foreign enemies are expressing concern that they won't be able to use Twitter to manipulate Americans anymore should be enough to warrant the exodus.
Music is one of my favorite escapes and this band is just so...perfect. Give them a listen.
Sleep Token - Ascensionism (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Arcade Edits
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Music is one of my favorite escapes and this band is just so...perfect. Give them a listen.