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Darthbeezer🍉
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3 goblins in a trench coat, in a 5 1/2 minute hallway

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🇵🇸 From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Omg is it those bearskin hoodie ads? I hate them but they're almost kind of camp lol
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOWJOB! IT WAS A TREMENDOUS BLOWJOB THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB EVER FRANKLY BETTER THAN MONICA, BETTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They can claim ownership of mechanics in Pokemon games (which are almost exclusively made for Nintendo systems) but, somehow they cannot influence whether those games are even good or not. Please be serious. Stop dick riding corporations, it's pathetic.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I fucking lost it 💀 Whoever wrote that line is not a serious person
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Aspercreme spray. Spray your feet down before you put on the heels and maybe take a little bottle with you if you're gonna be out for a long time. Drag queen taught me this and it's a fucking lifesaver.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If I could afford a steam deck I would just give up on Nintendo entirely and just pirate everything. They've turned into everything I hate about the gaming industry in like a year and it breaks my heart more than it probably should. Turns out hiring a guy named Bowser really was a red flag.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM