Aspercreme spray. Spray your feet down before you put on the heels and maybe take a little bottle with you if you're gonna be out for a long time. Drag queen taught me this and it's a fucking lifesaver.

I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.

I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.

We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.

Couldn't find my cat, looked everywhere, almost lost my mind. Heard a noise from the stash of cardboard for recycling.
Bros just been chilling in the trash.

Sir?

Why does my cat sleep like he has ragdoll physics?

Living in a small town is an unhinged experience.
Yes, that is a mannequin dressed in military fatigues, hanging from a parachute, tacked to the side of a building.
No, I don't know why it is there.
Wtf

Hearing that the Switch prices are not in fact because of tariffs but because they're just cunts.

What it feels like living in America and seeing the news everyday.

Sounds about right lol
theinnocencetest.com

I love being bipolar. Everything has been fine for weeks now, my meds have been working great and yet I woke up today wanting to...log myself out permanently. This is just so fun.

I took in a feral cat a while back, I think he's finally gotten used to the dogs.

One day Taco Bell will answer for their crimes.

It is caturday

Finally gonna post some art without worrying about total asshats and bots in the replies!