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Darthbeezer🍉
@darthbeezer.bsky.social
3 goblins in a trench coat, in a 5 1/2 minute hallway

Any pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️
🇵🇸 From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Aspercreme spray. Spray your feet down before you put on the heels and maybe take a little bottle with you if you're gonna be out for a long time. Drag queen taught me this and it's a fucking lifesaver.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Couldn't find my cat, looked everywhere, almost lost my mind. Heard a noise from the stash of cardboard for recycling.
Bros just been chilling in the trash.
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sir?
July 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Why does my cat sleep like he has ragdoll physics?
June 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Living in a small town is an unhinged experience.
Yes, that is a mannequin dressed in military fatigues, hanging from a parachute, tacked to the side of a building.
No, I don't know why it is there.
Wtf
June 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
May 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hearing that the Switch prices are not in fact because of tariffs but because they're just cunts.
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What it feels like living in America and seeing the news everyday.
April 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sounds about right lol
theinnocencetest.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love being bipolar. Everything has been fine for weeks now, my meds have been working great and yet I woke up today wanting to...log myself out permanently. This is just so fun.
March 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I took in a feral cat a while back, I think he's finally gotten used to the dogs.
January 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
One day Taco Bell will answer for their crimes.
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 AM
It is caturday
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Finally gonna post some art without worrying about total asshats and bots in the replies!
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM