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Eric
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📍Massachusetts
📍All over for work

* Star Wars/501st Legion
* TK-9674
* Apple user
* Taker of photos
* Operator of deep ocean robots
* Processor of sonar imagery
* Finder of shipwrecks
* 3D printer of movie props
I designed and 3D printed a tiny Saarinen tulip table for an Eve HomeKit motion sensor…. I don't know why.

#HomeKit
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Halloween from the Dune Sea of Planet Woburn Massachusetts.

#501stLegion
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dirty yard and shop crocs.

While I try not to wear them out, I need to let go of my crocshame.
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dear Diary: I'm about a month in to my gridfinity hostage situation.

The Stockholm syndrome is really kicking into high gear.

#3dprinting
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
27 years ago I made an eBay account.

Half my life.

That's a lot of internet since then.

I wonder what the first thing I purchased was.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gridfinify is a dumb 3d printed storage system that you can customize and obsess over.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Siri: "Dad texted you monkey emoji monkey butt monkey butt monkey butt"

No regrets this morning giving the boy an iPhone.
September 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Mood
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I refuse to let summer be over.

Maybe this is the year where I stop feeling like a weirdo for disliking autumn.
September 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Labor Day was the last day of the summer when I was a kid. The water was peak warm the beaches were packed.

September 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Meh tasting today.

Shit rub. Ugly bark. Still fun.
August 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Rib day here today. Just fired it up.
August 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I see your jarlic and raise you sqaurlic. (Squeezlic?)
August 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reminder: I have a life sized Bender head.

#3dprinting
August 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Now I’m jealous!

This is an older joint ops version. Maybe 2015-ish maybe?
August 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fantastic.

I dig that joint ops one.
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
August 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What does LLM generated evil clippy want to help you with?

“I see you’re trying to have a nervous breakdown, can I help?”
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You’d need the matching shirt too.
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is “Freaky Tales” my favorite movie of the year?
Maybe.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I was searching through my photo album find a picture or videos of actual sharks that I’ve seen over the years.

Then I found this and decided this was better.
August 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I saw a deer poop this morning.

My espresso machine is in front of a window that overlooks my back yard.

My muskrat buddy (who could be groundhog), bees, hummingbirds, a fox, snakes, chipmunks, coyote, turkeys, and squirrels have gone past my morning window.

Deer too.
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Obligatory tourism.

#travelphotography
August 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM