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Eric
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📍Massachusetts
📍All over for work

* Star Wars/501st Legion
* TK-9674
* Apple user
* Taker of photos
* Operator of deep ocean robots
* Processor of sonar imagery
* Finder of shipwrecks
* 3D printer of movie props
I designed and 3D printed a tiny Saarinen tulip table for an Eve HomeKit motion sensor…. I don't know why.

#HomeKit
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Halloween from the Dune Sea of Planet Woburn Massachusetts.

#501stLegion
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dear Diary: I'm about a month in to my gridfinity hostage situation.

The Stockholm syndrome is really kicking into high gear.

#3dprinting
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
27 years ago I made an eBay account.

Half my life.

That's a lot of internet since then.

I wonder what the first thing I purchased was.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Grifinity has taken me hostage.

Send help.

#3dprinting
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"While Prince's Guitar Makes Me Weep"

For 3 minutes the song has sleepy Wilbury energy. 💤

Then Prince struts over with his telecaster and melts everyone's face off.

youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c?si=jofNS...
2021 Remaster "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Steve Winwood
2021 Remastered Edit: Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Steve Winwood, Dhani Harrison & Prince pay tribute to George Harrison at the 2004 Induction Ceremony
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"One Spicoli After Another"
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Siri: "Dad texted you monkey emoji monkey butt monkey butt monkey butt"

No regrets this morning giving the boy an iPhone.
September 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Motherfucking Windfarms

youtu.be/g5OoWXsbcwA
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It's neither liquid nor glass.

But it's usable.

Maybe even better.
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The NIN "Tron: Ares" soundtrack release coinciding with the arrival of new AirPods Pro means my day is now booked up.

Reznor and Ross strike again.
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Modern high school comms:

* Receive email: Weekly update! Click HERE! to read
* Web page opens: Link for parent night!
* PDF opens: Click HERE for Google doc about parent night!
* Google docs app opens: pAreNT niGHt!

I don't even know how to save this information nor send it to anyone else.
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky.
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Mood
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Eric
The Logan Airport 9/11 Memorial stands in honor of the passengers and crews of Flights 11 and 175, creating space for reflection on the events of September 11, 2001.

🤍
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Reposted by Eric
I am, uhhhhhh, actually not that fond of this piece anymore but I also have free Chris Pike stickers to mail out if you want :,)
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Labor Day was the last day of the summer when I was a kid. The water was peak warm the beaches were packed.

September 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
NIN show last night.

I don’t know how to talk about how I felt without coming off as a middle aged hipster.

Arena shows attract a wide demographic to begin with.

It is fun to think back 36 years to a post Cure/goth and then nascent industrial world as compared to today’s audience.
August 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Eric
The Falcon in this shot is a Polaroid of the model rather than the model itself because there wasn't enough floor space in the studio to shoot it at that scale.
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reminder: I have a life sized Bender head.

#3dprinting
August 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Walgreens clerk: Are you sure you printed the photos here?

Me: Yes. The email says Main Street, Haverhill MA.

Walgreens: Sir, you are in Amesbury MA.

Me: I’m going to sit in my car now and feel stupid.

(my photos were two towns and two Walgreens away. I’m smert.)
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What does LLM generated evil clippy want to help you with?

“I see you’re trying to have a nervous breakdown, can I help?”
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reposted by Eric
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.

The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
9 year old boy: I saw temple of Doom (makes heart ripping out motion) so I think I can see Holy Grail.

Me: Ni!! Ni!

9 year old boy: The fuck?

(Maybe he is ready)
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM