Demon Squirrel
@darkin54.bsky.social
Demon Squirrel Knight proudly defending squirrels everywhere.
🌊 #voteblue 🌊
Pastafarian Ministeroni of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
ChiMama
Married 39 years to the love of my life.
🌊 #voteblue 🌊
Pastafarian Ministeroni of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
ChiMama
Married 39 years to the love of my life.
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Demon Squirrel
@darkin54.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I've been asked what a Pastafarian believes in. We believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, pirates, the most perfect and yummy pasta with meatballs, and beer. Also, rum if you prefer that. Ohh, don't forget garlic bread!
We also believe in the 8 "I Really Rather You Didn'ts". 🍜🍝🥖🍺🥃
We also believe in the 8 "I Really Rather You Didn'ts". 🍜🍝🥖🍺🥃
I'm betting this never happened
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'm betting this never happened
So true!
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 PM
So true!
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Hogmanay.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Hogmanay.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Get Drunk Early for Hogmanay. Raise a pint or two!
a sign that says happy hogmanay on a purple background
Alt: a sign that says happy hogmanay on a purple background
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December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Get Drunk Early for Hogmanay. Raise a pint or two!
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. It is 4 More Pasta Eating Days Day
a close up of a plate of pasta with meat sauce and cheese
Alt: a close up of a plate of pasta with meat sauce and cheese
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December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. It is 4 More Pasta Eating Days Day
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 3rd Day of Noodlemas. Sorry I missed yesterday's 2nd Day of Noodlemas but I had to work.☹️
Pasta Noodles GIF
Alt: Pasta Noodles GIF
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December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 3rd Day of Noodlemas. Sorry I missed yesterday's 2nd Day of Noodlemas but I had to work.☹️
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 1st Day of Noodlemas!
a bowl of noodles is being stirred by a pair of tongs
Alt: a bowl of noodles is being stirred by a pair of tongs
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December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Happy 1st Day of Noodlemas!
Don't let this picture disappear.
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Don't let this picture disappear.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Still Not Dead Day.
a man wearing headphones says " whoops ! mistake ! you 're not dead yet "
ALT: a man wearing headphones says " whoops ! mistake ! you 're not dead yet "
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December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Still Not Dead Day.
This needs to happen more!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This needs to happen more!!!
Homemade pumpkin pie.
How it started...
How it started...
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Homemade pumpkin pie.
How it started...
How it started...
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Not the Zombie Apocalypse Day.
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ALT: a woman standing in front of a building with the words that 's unfortunate written below her
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November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Not the Zombie Apocalypse Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Halloween. Stay safe out there and remember
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Halloween. Stay safe out there and remember
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The only real defense against armed raids is a united, organized community. When neighbors stay connected and alert, they can protect one another. ICE is growing—so must our courage. No one knows your neighborhood better than you. Start your own rapid-response group today.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The only real defense against armed raids is a united, organized community. When neighbors stay connected and alert, they can protect one another. ICE is growing—so must our courage. No one knows your neighborhood better than you. Start your own rapid-response group today.
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STAY ALERT:
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
STAY ALERT:
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
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Driver for ICE in Chicago
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Driver for ICE in Chicago
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Their side arrested: at least 3 people brandishing guns at protesters.
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Their side arrested: at least 3 people brandishing guns at protesters.
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
I'm at the breast cancer survivors walk. I'm a 2x survivor!
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm at the breast cancer survivors walk. I'm a 2x survivor!
Stolen from the book of faces🤣🤣🤣
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Stolen from the book of faces🤣🤣🤣
😭 Her message at the end is so needed right now.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
😭 Her message at the end is so needed right now.
Oh my ❤️ I'm not crying, you're...who am I kidding. I'm balling my eyes out.
This is beautiful. 💜
This is beautiful. 💜
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh my ❤️ I'm not crying, you're...who am I kidding. I'm balling my eyes out.
This is beautiful. 💜
This is beautiful. 💜
Please repost. Every service member needs to remember their true oath, not the fraudulent one this administration wants them to follow.
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Please repost. Every service member needs to remember their true oath, not the fraudulent one this administration wants them to follow.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Insult a Narcissist Day. And who better than...
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September 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Insult a Narcissist Day. And who better than...