Calliope Dallas
@daphneyoung.bsky.social
Struwwelpeter Support Group Strife Coach & Freelance Baroness of Sumptuous Boredom. New York Times bestseller list but also too online.
Happy Halloween! 👻
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Happy Halloween! 👻
YOU GUYS! With everything being so horrible, it’s extra sweet when something is unnecessarily lovely. New neighbors set up a snack station and wading pool for dogs. Homemade treats, booties, baggies. I almost burst into tears.
July 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
YOU GUYS! With everything being so horrible, it’s extra sweet when something is unnecessarily lovely. New neighbors set up a snack station and wading pool for dogs. Homemade treats, booties, baggies. I almost burst into tears.
Metaphor for Trump’s America… #PoopCruise
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Metaphor for Trump’s America… #PoopCruise
We’re not into “freak offs” but we’ll have a cobra cocktail and masala Chex mix at The Quartz Caves under blacklights as French pop blares in the background.
May 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We’re not into “freak offs” but we’ll have a cobra cocktail and masala Chex mix at The Quartz Caves under blacklights as French pop blares in the background.
I’m sure he’ll get the backlash. He stays true to the charities his mother loved & those that directly benefit friends w/ cancer. His loyalty to those he loves personally is bigger than the PR headache he’ll likely be dealing with. He really is a good guy. Meanwhile, Scott Baio got the night off.
April 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m sure he’ll get the backlash. He stays true to the charities his mother loved & those that directly benefit friends w/ cancer. His loyalty to those he loves personally is bigger than the PR headache he’ll likely be dealing with. He really is a good guy. Meanwhile, Scott Baio got the night off.
John is NOT a Trumper. He supported Kamala’s campaign and his wife is a strong gun control advocate. He has a good heart and is hosting a charity event. Please don’t come for our own out of context. Receipt below…
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
John is NOT a Trumper. He supported Kamala’s campaign and his wife is a strong gun control advocate. He has a good heart and is hosting a charity event. Please don’t come for our own out of context. Receipt below…
I’m in the -38 percentile, baby!
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m in the -38 percentile, baby!
I beg this itty bitty guy to stop making me baby talk him all damned day.
March 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I beg this itty bitty guy to stop making me baby talk him all damned day.
What do you pair with your couture Trump Hitler Clown chic? I’m thinking simple Chanel sunglasses but open to suggestions.
March 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What do you pair with your couture Trump Hitler Clown chic? I’m thinking simple Chanel sunglasses but open to suggestions.
Don’t forget the boycott this Friday!
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
February 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don’t forget the boycott this Friday!
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
No feral cats sleep on the bed I leave for them. They drop by, drink water & sun on my porch
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No feral cats sleep on the bed I leave for them. They drop by, drink water & sun on my porch
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
Um, this lil’ tech bro looks like he’d have to fast talk his way out of an ICE detainment. There’s only room for one Enrique Tarrio in the post-racial-racism sphere.
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Um, this lil’ tech bro looks like he’d have to fast talk his way out of an ICE detainment. There’s only room for one Enrique Tarrio in the post-racial-racism sphere.
I’m not saying the first few weeks of the Trump presidency are weighing on me but…
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m not saying the first few weeks of the Trump presidency are weighing on me but…
We’re one D-list Instagram honeypot away from losing our financial infrastructure.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We’re one D-list Instagram honeypot away from losing our financial infrastructure.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
The way that wide brim prohibited his kiss…
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The way that wide brim prohibited his kiss…
The screws are about to ban TikTok and my husband will learn I’m 83% less creative in the kitchen. Bye viral spaghetti squash, I barely knew ya.
January 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The screws are about to ban TikTok and my husband will learn I’m 83% less creative in the kitchen. Bye viral spaghetti squash, I barely knew ya.
Lemon Pig Army!
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
January 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lemon Pig Army!
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
Wholesome family fun at the Miami Vice New Year’s Eve party.
January 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wholesome family fun at the Miami Vice New Year’s Eve party.
‘‘Twas the night before and whatnot…
December 25, 2024 at 1:28 AM
‘‘Twas the night before and whatnot…
Christmas by day…
December 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Christmas by day…
Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Menu:
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Menu:
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
Michael made the biannual pancakes for me and the doggies. Grateful for all you wonderful folks (and even a few of you raging assholes…maybe especially for you!)
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Michael made the biannual pancakes for me and the doggies. Grateful for all you wonderful folks (and even a few of you raging assholes…maybe especially for you!)
Hold on to the women you love. They’ll keep you sane, restore your faith, assure you you’re free, and help you wake up the fighting, cursing, raucous badass simmering beneath the surface.
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Hold on to the women you love. They’ll keep you sane, restore your faith, assure you you’re free, and help you wake up the fighting, cursing, raucous badass simmering beneath the surface.
The Taliban congratulates the U.S. on Trump’s victory. In related news, it appears they’re lowering the age of legal child marriage to 9. Birds of a feather…
November 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
The Taliban congratulates the U.S. on Trump’s victory. In related news, it appears they’re lowering the age of legal child marriage to 9. Birds of a feather…
Their surrogates are clear. Make a survival plan.
Women in Afghanistan once voted & held office. In their current theocracy, their voices are outlawed in public.
Feed your mind so the Idiocracy doesn’t get ya. Stay strong!
Women in Afghanistan once voted & held office. In their current theocracy, their voices are outlawed in public.
Feed your mind so the Idiocracy doesn’t get ya. Stay strong!
November 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Their surrogates are clear. Make a survival plan.
Women in Afghanistan once voted & held office. In their current theocracy, their voices are outlawed in public.
Feed your mind so the Idiocracy doesn’t get ya. Stay strong!
Women in Afghanistan once voted & held office. In their current theocracy, their voices are outlawed in public.
Feed your mind so the Idiocracy doesn’t get ya. Stay strong!