Calliope Dallas
@daphneyoung.bsky.social
Struwwelpeter Support Group Strife Coach & Freelance Baroness of Sumptuous Boredom. New York Times bestseller list but also too online.
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I’m not saying the first few weeks of the Trump presidency are weighing on me but…
Happy Halloween! 👻
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Happy Halloween! 👻
Scott Galloway is closing down the Manosphere w/ a clearly articulated message about the failure of modern masculinity to meet the moment. Watch him shut down MAGA “men” on their home turfs modeling the power of self-comportment & value of intellectual rigor. www.facebook.com/share/r/1G6d...
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August 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Scott Galloway is closing down the Manosphere w/ a clearly articulated message about the failure of modern masculinity to meet the moment. Watch him shut down MAGA “men” on their home turfs modeling the power of self-comportment & value of intellectual rigor. www.facebook.com/share/r/1G6d...
YOU GUYS! With everything being so horrible, it’s extra sweet when something is unnecessarily lovely. New neighbors set up a snack station and wading pool for dogs. Homemade treats, booties, baggies. I almost burst into tears.
July 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
YOU GUYS! With everything being so horrible, it’s extra sweet when something is unnecessarily lovely. New neighbors set up a snack station and wading pool for dogs. Homemade treats, booties, baggies. I almost burst into tears.
Metaphor for Trump’s America… #PoopCruise
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Metaphor for Trump’s America… #PoopCruise
We’re not into “freak offs” but we’ll have a cobra cocktail and masala Chex mix at The Quartz Caves under blacklights as French pop blares in the background.
May 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We’re not into “freak offs” but we’ll have a cobra cocktail and masala Chex mix at The Quartz Caves under blacklights as French pop blares in the background.
I’m in the -38 percentile, baby!
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m in the -38 percentile, baby!
What do you pair with your couture Trump Hitler Clown chic? I’m thinking simple Chanel sunglasses but open to suggestions.
March 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What do you pair with your couture Trump Hitler Clown chic? I’m thinking simple Chanel sunglasses but open to suggestions.
Don’t forget the boycott this Friday!
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
February 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don’t forget the boycott this Friday!
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
Since all these bastards care about is the bottom line, let’s remind the would-be Kompromat Kings that the people are still the ruling class in America.
Thank you Martha Rich for this adorable graphic with resistance energy.
No feral cats sleep on the bed I leave for them. They drop by, drink water & sun on my porch
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No feral cats sleep on the bed I leave for them. They drop by, drink water & sun on my porch
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
Camus is my saddest cat. He’s solitary, slightly sickly & mostly crouches in dark doorways.
Today, Camus spent an hour luxuriating in the cat bed. I’m bursting with joy. Shhhhhh, let’s not wake Camus!
I’m not saying the first few weeks of the Trump presidency are weighing on me but…
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m not saying the first few weeks of the Trump presidency are weighing on me but…
We’re one D-list Instagram honeypot away from losing our financial infrastructure.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We’re one D-list Instagram honeypot away from losing our financial infrastructure.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
These boys can be turned by the complex strategic military psyop of TITS!
A rando modeling Shein shit to that “Messy” song.
Russia is financing a Brazilian Buttlift to collapse our economy.
It’s about time someone SCHATZ on Trump’s criminal & unqualified nominees.
This is SPINE. When we seek presidential contenders next time, the short list must come from those taking action in the heat of this crisis.
This is SPINE. When we seek presidential contenders next time, the short list must come from those taking action in the heat of this crisis.
I think there are a bunch of people who think telling people how to say things is activism. We have to not be so damned precious about the exact words and just start loudly agreeing with each other. Yes - and. Less theatre criticism, more movement building,
February 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s about time someone SCHATZ on Trump’s criminal & unqualified nominees.
This is SPINE. When we seek presidential contenders next time, the short list must come from those taking action in the heat of this crisis.
This is SPINE. When we seek presidential contenders next time, the short list must come from those taking action in the heat of this crisis.
Going to start just getting all my news recaps from this guy. youtu.be/4s5fMiLdBsY?...
The Inauguration
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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January 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Going to start just getting all my news recaps from this guy. youtu.be/4s5fMiLdBsY?...
The way that wide brim prohibited his kiss…
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The way that wide brim prohibited his kiss…
I wear a sour face…
a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wear a sour face…
The screws are about to ban TikTok and my husband will learn I’m 83% less creative in the kitchen. Bye viral spaghetti squash, I barely knew ya.
January 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The screws are about to ban TikTok and my husband will learn I’m 83% less creative in the kitchen. Bye viral spaghetti squash, I barely knew ya.
Lemon Pig Army!
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
January 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lemon Pig Army!
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
There’s still time in the New Year’s Eve afterglow to get those citrus swine crafted and poised to bring you luck in 2025. Yer gonna need it.
(Post your pigs below!)
Wholesome family fun at the Miami Vice New Year’s Eve party.
January 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wholesome family fun at the Miami Vice New Year’s Eve party.
‘‘Twas the night before and whatnot…
December 25, 2024 at 1:28 AM
‘‘Twas the night before and whatnot…
Christmas by day…
December 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Christmas by day…
Reposted by Calliope Dallas
my very first photography show was censored: someone had a seizure while viewing it.
This was one from the show 👇
This was one from the show 👇
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
my very first photography show was censored: someone had a seizure while viewing it.
This was one from the show 👇
This was one from the show 👇
Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Menu:
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Menu:
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
*Turkey patty confit in saliva emulsion
*Carrot dildo
*Corn Niblettes à la Jolly Green Giant
*Gently depressed aged broccoli trio
*Chernobyl corn maize cube
Michael made the biannual pancakes for me and the doggies. Grateful for all you wonderful folks (and even a few of you raging assholes…maybe especially for you!)
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Michael made the biannual pancakes for me and the doggies. Grateful for all you wonderful folks (and even a few of you raging assholes…maybe especially for you!)
Hold on to the women you love. They’ll keep you sane, restore your faith, assure you you’re free, and help you wake up the fighting, cursing, raucous badass simmering beneath the surface.
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Hold on to the women you love. They’ll keep you sane, restore your faith, assure you you’re free, and help you wake up the fighting, cursing, raucous badass simmering beneath the surface.
🧵 I’m going full ELITIST!
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
I’m not interested in a debrief, deeper conversation, or building consensus. I’m also not crying liberal tears or feeding the feverdreams of MAGA’s peasant class and their whip-weilding billionaire masters.
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
I’m not interested in a debrief, deeper conversation, or building consensus. I’m also not crying liberal tears or feeding the feverdreams of MAGA’s peasant class and their whip-weilding billionaire masters.
November 11, 2024 at 8:47 PM
🧵 I’m going full ELITIST!
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
I’m not interested in a debrief, deeper conversation, or building consensus. I’m also not crying liberal tears or feeding the feverdreams of MAGA’s peasant class and their whip-weilding billionaire masters.
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
I’m not interested in a debrief, deeper conversation, or building consensus. I’m also not crying liberal tears or feeding the feverdreams of MAGA’s peasant class and their whip-weilding billionaire masters.