Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
These diet tips from the latest episode of Real Housewives of the Reichstag are quite something.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
These diet tips from the latest episode of Real Housewives of the Reichstag are quite something.
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
I am thankful for all of my Bluesky friends!
I am thankful for all of my Bluesky friends!
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
I am thankful for all of my Bluesky friends!
I am thankful for all of my Bluesky friends!
It looks like you’ve willfully misunderstood Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It looks like you’ve willfully misunderstood Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
The Most Powerful Man in Science
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Most Powerful Man in Science
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government"
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government"
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING, YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
I said STOP.
Collaborate, and listen.
Collaborate, and listen.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I said STOP.
Collaborate, and listen.
Collaborate, and listen.
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck,
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck,
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an alla man left and alla man right
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage you god damn goof you know
You piss me off, you fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I want you to know
I said I want you to know right now, yeah
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
Hey hey, and if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
Hey hey, I said I want you to know
Hey, I said I want you to know right now
Yeah, yeah, you know you make me wanna
I said I want you to know right now, yeah
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
Hey hey, and if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
Hey hey, I said I want you to know
Hey, I said I want you to know right now
Yeah, yeah, you know you make me wanna
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I want you to know
I said I want you to know right now, yeah
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
Hey hey, and if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
Hey hey, I said I want you to know
Hey, I said I want you to know right now
Yeah, yeah, you know you make me wanna
I said I want you to know right now, yeah
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself
Hey hey, and if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
Hey hey, I said I want you to know
Hey, I said I want you to know right now
Yeah, yeah, you know you make me wanna
There goes my baby
There goes my heart
They're gone forever
So far apart
There goes my heart
They're gone forever
So far apart
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There goes my baby
There goes my heart
They're gone forever
So far apart
There goes my heart
They're gone forever
So far apart
TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
What, and miss this kind of searing insight
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What, and miss this kind of searing insight
ME AT ONE POINT HAD AGREEMENT
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ME AT ONE POINT HAD AGREEMENT
“We have a big problem. Olivia is sleeping with Mark Sanford.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“We have a big problem. Olivia is sleeping with Mark Sanford.”
What if the *real* brainworm was love, and everything we found therein?
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What if the *real* brainworm was love, and everything we found therein?
Heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
