Danke

Blimey. Genetics works in mysterious ways, huh

I've got three of them, because I forgot I had the first one, and then I forgot I'd made a second one. There's a way to delete the ones you don't need, but I got bored reading how to do it. It doesn't really matter anyway, as long as you keep your tax info under one ID

Leave it with my secretary, Miss Gofuckyourself

[A woman walks in] Ah, Miss Gofuckyourself, would you take James's invoice up to Finance and ask them to take care of it pronto, please. Thank you.

That's two ideas. You're fired, James.

Five lifers in one outing! Cor!

PASS DIE CHANGE FREEZE AUF DIE LINKE SEITE

Ours has been extended to the end of January, which will lead to hilarious consequences

Blimey Doug, it's barely been a year since the Tim Tam Massacre in which all those carol singers died. Really have to question your judgement on this one

I bought a pack, had no issues with them whatsoever, and bought another pack. No holes, maybe a little bit of bagginess after multiple wears, but I tumble dry them so it's probably that. YMMV

These are they. I don't have diabetes, but I was researching comfy socks and found that the comfiest ones are designed for diabetics. And I thought to myself, why should they have a monopoly on comfy socks?

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Ah, I've only ever used it to signify smiling through pain. I forgot that it can also represent positive emotions.

I should probably take this up with my therapist that I don't have.

Ach, no need, the total sock replacement will be enough to get me through the week.

What's up Paz? Are some of your best friends socks?

You better believe it

Yes! Now I'm no expert, but I reckon one of the last places I'd try to reintroduce an animal that's rare in the UK is a park in Dagenham.

Were they buried vertically?