Dan Coyote
@dantecoyote.bsky.social
I hate all your terms for everything I am.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
If someone dresses like they're pregnant will it be more likely that somebody tries to rob some kid's rich parents?
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If someone dresses like they're pregnant will it be more likely that somebody tries to rob some kid's rich parents?
F1 is twice the size of F2.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
F1 is twice the size of F2.
Vacuum. Vacuum. Snackie Vacuum.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Vacuum. Vacuum. Snackie Vacuum.
My ex starts messages with my first name. It enrages me and I'm not entirely sure why.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My ex starts messages with my first name. It enrages me and I'm not entirely sure why.
I bet he's not even in the top 100 shitgobblers.
Grok: Actually, were it not for his busy role emboldening fascists he would certainly be in the top ten shitgobblers, given his natural ability to gobble large quantities of shit.
Grok: Actually, were it not for his busy role emboldening fascists he would certainly be in the top ten shitgobblers, given his natural ability to gobble large quantities of shit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I bet he's not even in the top 100 shitgobblers.
Grok: Actually, were it not for his busy role emboldening fascists he would certainly be in the top ten shitgobblers, given his natural ability to gobble large quantities of shit.
Grok: Actually, were it not for his busy role emboldening fascists he would certainly be in the top ten shitgobblers, given his natural ability to gobble large quantities of shit.
Hm. I don't think you can include ferries otherwise all other modes of transport would also count. The furthest they could walk, assuming they were permitted, would be via the Chanel Tunnel.
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hm. I don't think you can include ferries otherwise all other modes of transport would also count. The furthest they could walk, assuming they were permitted, would be via the Chanel Tunnel.
Life expectancy for dogs there is about 5 years. I think plants are thriving.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Life expectancy for dogs there is about 5 years. I think plants are thriving.
Pleased see King Arthur's well.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pleased see King Arthur's well.
I think it's safe to assume everything in whatever shop has a 50% mark up, of which a fraction of that is profit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think it's safe to assume everything in whatever shop has a 50% mark up, of which a fraction of that is profit.
Been waking in the night recently. I know exactly what I should do to get back to sleep - play brown noise (deeper rumble than white noise). But do I do it? No. I seem to prefer tossing and turning and getting annoyed that I can't get back to sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Been waking in the night recently. I know exactly what I should do to get back to sleep - play brown noise (deeper rumble than white noise). But do I do it? No. I seem to prefer tossing and turning and getting annoyed that I can't get back to sleep.
The Cobain Diaries did it for me.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The Cobain Diaries did it for me.
He is named after Ronald Reagan.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
He is named after Ronald Reagan.
Me today: we have a lot of transposed days and months, likely due to US formatting, but what happens to those that are invalid dates?
Them: They get, erm, nulled, maybe. We should check that.
Them: They get, erm, nulled, maybe. We should check that.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me today: we have a lot of transposed days and months, likely due to US formatting, but what happens to those that are invalid dates?
Them: They get, erm, nulled, maybe. We should check that.
Them: They get, erm, nulled, maybe. We should check that.
Still not found the guy who stole my Manuel.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Still not found the guy who stole my Manuel.
As pointed out by @davegorman.bsky.social there /'s the same issue with 'possesses possesses x number of esses'.
Perhaps the number is always 5 if it doesn't form part of the rhyme.
Perhaps the number is always 5 if it doesn't form part of the rhyme.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
As pointed out by @davegorman.bsky.social there /'s the same issue with 'possesses possesses x number of esses'.
Perhaps the number is always 5 if it doesn't form part of the rhyme.
Perhaps the number is always 5 if it doesn't form part of the rhyme.
Been using it in Databricks and it's pretty impressive and useful. It gives you the code (SQL) behind its answers so you can see it's not just making things up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Been using it in Databricks and it's pretty impressive and useful. It gives you the code (SQL) behind its answers so you can see it's not just making things up.
Surely it's 'the C word' or it's 'the word c-nt'.
Trying to remember the joke. Can only imagine it has something to do with a posh box.
Trying to remember the joke. Can only imagine it has something to do with a posh box.
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Surely it's 'the C word' or it's 'the word c-nt'.
Trying to remember the joke. Can only imagine it has something to do with a posh box.
Trying to remember the joke. Can only imagine it has something to do with a posh box.