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Dan Coyote

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I hate all your terms for everything I am. Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you. Loserville, USA

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Ha, missed this.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

I might have bought into the hype but I think he will be a fantastic manager for the right club. Wednesday should have been the right club but for the same reason that saw Moore depart, and Carvalhal for that matter.

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

It's a belter.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

My Kreature was excellent.

FJKR.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Post you from a different era

Photo of a photo of a more handsome man than I recall being. Wearing a red long sleeve t-shirt with a raised eyebrow looking over my shoulder.

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Forgetting to capitalise Power BI and accidentally getting myself into a whole heap of fun.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

I noticed that, is that standard?

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

It's similar to the Es in great and beautiful. As for the missing dot I think there are actually two together.

Either way, whilst I'm no expert on handwriting, it looks to me whoever wrote this is a fucking moron.

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

It's a poorly formed E, otherwise it would have a dot over it.

I'm sure handwriting analysis would have something to say about something superfluous around the letter i.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Fun etymology:

A pocket is a small poke.

Poke as is 'don't buy a pig in a poke'.

Definitely don't buy a pig in a pocket.

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DeliciousJames @deliciousjames.bsky.social · 2d

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Vegan tampons...in the gents!? They should use pork sausages like real men.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Only got purple first by process of elimination.

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Typo on the first link btw. x

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

This was there, though

bsky.app/profile/dant...

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · Dec 8

It's espresso and not expresso because, apparently, there isn't an 'x' in the Italian alphabet. Though I'm sure there used to be ten.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Pointless question on most annoyingly mispronounced words and it didn't include 'niche' or 'cache'.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

If Brexit had been a success we wouldn't still be talking about it.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 2d

The magnolia seeds are bursting out.

A shiny red seed peaks out from beneath its pink pod.

A shiny red seed about to pop out of its case.

A red seed poking out from its casing which is dried and brown.

A swollen pod, a slight split, a seed about to be revealed.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Not everything published in a newspaper is true.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

This is the desired result of defunding the arts. Now only the already wealthy have the time to dedicate themselves to the profession.

Pains me to see their success.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

With rereading after editing... What I think I was trying to say was:

Hate how it's now considered amazing.

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Pinkerton. Hate how it's somehow it's more considered amazing. No, it's shit.

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Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Unsolicited triptych.

The Garden of Earthly Delights triptych by Hieronymus Bosch

Dan Coyote @dantecoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Who knew a 'well regulated militia' would feature a guy in a frog suit?