Huey Neutron
@dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social
40+ Teflon Teddy Bear. Navy vet. Former poor righteous comedian.
Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai.
Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿
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Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai.
Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿
linktr.ee/danteekks
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I hate when people are surprised by how not surprised I am by human stupidity. Somewhere right now, somebody’s arguing the Earth is flat while somebody else debates a muh'fukka with an imaginary friend in the sky. I save surprise for surprising shit, not nonsense.
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Saudi Arabia is the only democracy in the Middle East and our relationship with them is based on shared values.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
If there did not exist a Saudi Arabia we would have to invent a Saudi Arabia to protect our interests.
If Saudi Arabia didn't exist, not a single Arab on Earth would be safe.
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Manifesting a timeline where we can tease each other without somebody taking a running start into anti-Black self-hate. By the spirit of Huey P. Newton’s wicker throne… amen, asé, and whatever superstitious folks whisper into the universe
#Blacksky
#Blacksky
a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck sweater says wakanda praise !!
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck sweater says wakanda praise !!
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November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Manifesting a timeline where we can tease each other without somebody taking a running start into anti-Black self-hate. By the spirit of Huey P. Newton’s wicker throne… amen, asé, and whatever superstitious folks whisper into the universe
#Blacksky
#Blacksky
I got smoke for all of America, not just Florida...
bugs bunny is standing in front of a sign that says tim hortons always fresh
ALT: bugs bunny is standing in front of a sign that says tim hortons always fresh
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November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I got smoke for all of America, not just Florida...
Hey, Universal Orlando Studios…
go fuck yourself.
In the ear.
With a sandpaper condom.
To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance,
which you sanitized,
had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6,
and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
go fuck yourself.
In the ear.
With a sandpaper condom.
To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance,
which you sanitized,
had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6,
and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
a cartoon character with the words i hate this place
ALT: a cartoon character with the words i hate this place
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November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey, Universal Orlando Studios…
go fuck yourself.
In the ear.
With a sandpaper condom.
To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance,
which you sanitized,
had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6,
and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
go fuck yourself.
In the ear.
With a sandpaper condom.
To the soundtrack of Nina Simone’s original brilliance,
which you sanitized,
had sung by Random Hywte Singer #6,
and are now using to sell tickets to Florida of all places.
I bet you won't yell when he drag his ass across the carpet again....
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I bet you won't yell when he drag his ass across the carpet again....
Facts.
Black women make everything they touch beautiful
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Facts.
Reposted by Huey Neutron
This is a story of Trump, Money laundering, and the mob. #trump #moneylaundering @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @maddow.bsky.social @amandaseales.bsky.social @rokhanna.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is a story of Trump, Money laundering, and the mob. #trump #moneylaundering @newyorkstateag.bsky.social @joyannreid.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @maddow.bsky.social @amandaseales.bsky.social @rokhanna.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
New holiday: Slutsgiving - the New Orleans pre-cuffing season cleanse of our hoe-ish tendencies. A sacred weekend of philanthropic genital outreach across New Orleans, the same way Mardi Gras season precedes Lent. Instead of throwing out beads we’re throwing out backs
#BetweenTheSkeets
#BetweenTheSkeets
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
New holiday: Slutsgiving - the New Orleans pre-cuffing season cleanse of our hoe-ish tendencies. A sacred weekend of philanthropic genital outreach across New Orleans, the same way Mardi Gras season precedes Lent. Instead of throwing out beads we’re throwing out backs
#BetweenTheSkeets
#BetweenTheSkeets
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We’ve reached the point where you can’t even blame Dave Matthews anymore. You’ve gotta blame the people still playing Dave Matthews. When do they start taking personal responsibility?
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Eat a dick, #NFL. I knew I shouldn't have sprung for Sunday Ticket. I can't even watch the game this morning. WTF is Sunday Ticket even for if there are games you can't watch?
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics....
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Go Follow Nikalie on TikTok @nikalie.monroe #duet #food #christian #church #snap #snapbenefits #baby
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November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Because these fake christians and their imaginary friend usually have matching imaginary morals and ethics....
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
Shoutout to the mosque that was actually willing to help. (Yall friend still imaginary too, tho.)
youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR...
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick.
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
a man in a blue jacket is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing next to another man in a white shirt and talking to him .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just realized that, while I was trying to be a good sportsman when I played football, it could be perceived as me being a dick.
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
Me after a tackle & falling hard on the player: "My fault. You alright?"
Player: "No, I ain't alright. YOU JUST HIT ME! FUCK YOU!"
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If you see this, quote with a selfie/video of you when you felt cute
"He's only punching diiiiicks!" #Dispatch
a cartoon smiley face is laughing and crying with tears coming out of its eyes .
ALT: a cartoon smiley face is laughing and crying with tears coming out of its eyes .
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November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"He's only punching diiiiicks!" #Dispatch
