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UPGREYDD
@dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social
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40+ Teflon Teddy Bear. Navy vet. Former poor righteous comedian. Pansexual polymathic libertine. Atheistic afropunk samurai. Palooka Gawd. ✌🏿🫶🏿✊🏿 linktr.ee/danteekks
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 8d
I hate when people are surprised by how not surprised I am by human stupidity. Somewhere right now, somebody’s arguing the Earth is flat while somebody else debates a muh'fukka with an imaginary friend in the sky. I save surprise for surprising shit, not nonsense.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 7h
You just missed it....
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 7h
My personal conspiracy theory: If you connect the dots, Howard the Duck is the deadbeat duck dad of Huey, Louie, & Dewey. He ducked out fr and left them with their verbally abusive Uncle Donald, who eventually dumped them off on Uncle Scrooge McDuck. Argue with Launchpad McQuack.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 8h
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 1d
It's time for another game of Good Idea/Bad Idea....

Good Idea: Comic-Con

Bad Idea: A Comic-Con Cruise
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 1d
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 1d
I have a confession to make...I might not have the revolutionary tone some expect from me because...Mays Gilliam has been MY president this whole time #HeadOfState #MaysGilliam2028 #YaHeard
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 1d
Of the untrustworthy, hwytes with dreads are the absolutely least trustworthy 😂😂😂 #Blacksky
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 1d
Titty titty bang bang titty bang titty. Small titty, big titty, areola, nippy.... #Famalam
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 2d
The only good thing about Patriots vs Saints is knowing one of them has to lose. The bad thing? One of them also wins.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 2d
As a Falcons fan, watching Patriots vs Saints is like watching a snake and a rat fight over who gets to infest the house.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 2d
I'm a Falcons fan with deep respect for the Steelers...all but Aaron Rodgers. Every time Rodgers throws a TD, I whisper, “Good job, everyone but him."
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 2d
That face translated to movie quote....
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
Unsolicited Pick Pic
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
I've been much less annoying since the War Dogs....
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
Unsolicited Quick Pic
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
I'm not sure why Sheryl's take on A'ja would be relevant but, I haven't heard it because she was fired after telling people to pump the brakes on crowning Caitlyn Clark because she'd have some growing pains trying to do in the WNBA what she did in college. Fired. For having a reasonable take....
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
GOAT vs GOAT

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That time Sheryl Swoopes played Michael Jordan 1-on-1 👀
YouTube video by ESPN
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
Sheryl Swoopes was a more psychotic competitor than Jordan. MJ would be snarky to you and your kid if you caught him in the wrong moment. Sheryl would see your toddler w/ a basketball, cross her up & break them lil ankles to remind her of her place in the food chain.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
I hate how quick people are to crown someone a "GOAT". A'ja Wilson is the top of her profession right now, and not by a little bit but, I need y'all muh'fukkas to quit playing like Sheryl Swoopes didn't dog walk the world at every level for years. Read a stat line. Watch highlights. Get a f'n clue.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 3d
Unsolicited Slick pic....
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 4d
My Id stay id-ing. I gotta get my superego to tell this muh'fukka he can't keep tearing everything up unless he starts paying rent.
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 5d
I feel like this is an attack on the barter system. Late-stage capitalism win again. Smh😂
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Bad Bitches Love Nujabes @play-on-verbs.blacksky.app · 5d
this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 5d
Theme of the Day....

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The Coup - "The Guillotine"
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UPGREYDD @dantebesayinstuff.bsky.social · 5d
The only reason I still keep track of days is for pro wrestling. I quit watching WWE, but somehow Vince McMahon still finds a way to ruin my week. I need new creative.