Dan Szumilas
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Dan Szumilas
@danszuu.bsky.social
It’s pronounced Shoe Me Loss
Yoshi’s blue eyes in the Mario Galaxy movie are giving 🧿👄🧿 sleep paralysis demon.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me eating brownies for breakfast for five days straight.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When Hilary Duff mentions Basquiat in her new song, my mind consistently goes to Adriana’s dog from RHOM.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the new main characters of the game and they’re just the standing emoji. 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ #HyruleWarriors
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mipha’s ancestor is a narwhal ICON. #HyruleWarriors
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Let’s unwind with some reading before bed!
*reads about locked room murder where victim was tricked into ripping off their own head*
🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
THIS DIVA. #HyruleWarriors
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Currently playing: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment! Gotta reacquaint myself with Mineru before her Animal Crossing guest appearance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Eating doughnuts to get insanely strong? I wish this were real life. Homer Simpson would speedrun saving Lumiose. #PokemonLegendsZA
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
MEGA CHIMECHO IS SERVINGGGGGG. 💅 #PokemonLegendsZA
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finished Shuten Order! What an absolutely bonkers game with an amazingly well-connected and clued story. It seems to have flown totally under the radar but I definitely recommend it to mystery adventure game fans! 🕵️‍♂️
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Zohran Mamdani mentioning hope over despair in his victory speech. He’s my favorite Danganronpa protagonist. 🥰
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Love a blue wave sweeping in and washing away fascism’s rubble. 🙂‍↕️🌊
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Struggling to open a yacht’s sliding glass door is so 2010 Kelly Bensimon Scary Island coded. #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
HELP this looks like a grave marker. #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cheating on your spouse in public >>> farting in public #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Mary Cosby graduated with a degree in “No is a Complete Sentence” and it really shows. #RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sydney, you’re gonna love the pastel pink Lego furniture. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Currently reading: Murder in the Age of Locked Room Fetishism - The Locked Village and the Eight Tricks by Danro Kamosaki. Students trapped in a village built in a limestone cave investigate a series of locked room murders suspected to be part of a curse. #BookSky #JapaneseLit
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Another day with Jacinthe’s battle theme stuck in my head.
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Their electro swing collab album will go crazy. #StevenUniverse #PokemonLegendsZA
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Day 1 of telling seasonal depression to GTFO. I’ve been handling it better in recent years by focusing on hobbies once the 4:30pm sunset hits and not even looking out the window.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A smug diva with a folding fan is what every anime needs. #Gnosia
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nice.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me when Lily Allen asks who TF is Madeline.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM