Dan Szumilas
@danszuu.bsky.social
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BRB screaming SAY NO TO CHATGPT at children. #PokemonLegendsZA
“I nearly died in battle and you can’t give me ONE fucking macaron?!” #PokemonLegendsZA
This is now a Lida stan account. 🙂‍↕️ #PokemonLegendsZA
Found my overalls, now I just need glasses! 🤓 #PokemonLegendsZA
Love when I’m validated for being an introvert. THANK YOU, RANDOM NPC LADY! 🥹 #PokemonLegendsZA
“And he loved that Gogoat sweater thing.” #BB27 #PokemonLegendsZA
Our scrub brush for the dishes is Fran Drescher from The Nanny themed.
Me thinking I’m ~*deep and artsy*~ whenever I say “Real eyes realize real lies.” #PokemonLegendsZA
Oh they’re totally getting a divorce. #PokemonLegendsZA
What if we kissed on top of the Gogoat wedding manhole cover? 🥹 #PokemonLegendsZA
I’ve seen too much fan art to assume anything good about this. #PokemonLegendsZA
We got the hottest sweaty Machamp poster in existence AND JYNX HAS A MAKEUP LINE?! Lumiose City is wild. #PokemonLegendsZA
Currently playing: Pokémon Legends: Z-A! Chikorita and I are about to live our full French vanilla fantasies in Paris! 👨‍🎨🥖🇫🇷
Me talking about the US government. #Survivor49
Me: “I love a good morning walk in the park.”
*a huge flock of geese fly toward me*
Me: “Wow, they’re in a rush to migrate for the fall.”
*a coyote runs right in front of me while chasing them*

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?! The coyote suburb takeover has me shaken and stirred. 😰
I’m halfway through The Clock House Murders and absolutely loving it. I’ve read the other three Bizarre House mysteries as well as the Another series but this is my favorite Yukito Ayatsuji novel thus far. The tension is delightfully creepy and I’m thinking about it when I’m not reading it. 👻🕰️
A Scholastic Book Fair truck drove by our house and I felt my entire heart soar.
With the sound of peacocks in the background, we’re basically seeing what an all Real Housewives cast on The Traitors would be like. #RHOSLC
A psychic predicting a Real Housewife launches a product line? Groundbreaking. #RHOSLC
She also doesn’t have a face lift, only twelve threads on each side. #RHOSLC
Dr. Nicole threw one credit card so Angie could throw three. #RHOSLC
An HGTV show hosted by Mary Cosby where she shows you homes that were murder scenes. #RHOSLC
You know it’s already a classic Real Housewives episode when the entire 45 minutes revolve around a single party. Especially with a psychic. #RHOSLC