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Danny Rubin
@dannyrubin.bsky.social
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If it wasn’t for bad faith, this administration wouldn’t have any faith at all.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe invented rock and roll.
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Cat 1: you’re not great at taking criticism Cat 2 thinks “denying it will only prove his point. I’ll just change the subject” Cat 2: well, you’re a piece of shit
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I can’t think about that statue without remembering the movie Birdy. It’s either Matthew Modine or Nic Cage who point out William Penn’s erection. It left quite an impression on my adolescent mind.
Billy Penn with an erection for all of Philadelphia
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Trump extended the range of a hurricane by drawing on the forecast with a sharpie
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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As always
A protest sign saying “The only minority destroying America is The Rich”
July 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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They appear to have updated it to answer questions as though it is Elon Musk.
Grok answering a question about Elon and Epstein by saying Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but l've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb.grok.com
July 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Josh Hawley will run on it, but he won’t enact it.
Josh Hawley encouraging and running from Jan 6ers
July 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Reminds me of this genius.
A tea party protest with someone holding a sign saying “Keep government out of my Medicare! You damn socialists!”
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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And when you vote for the Mass Deportation Guy, you get mass deportations.
Republican National Convention attendees holding signs that say “mass deportation now!”
June 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Hey Brian, I’m not sure what is happening here…
Warning that the site might not be safe.
June 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Who could have predicted that?
Jared Kushner, Elon Musk and “friends” at the World Cup finals
May 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Mush for brains wants to bring it back because Sean Connery talks about trying to avoid getting gang raped. And that’s the kind of prison Trump wants.
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That's the way it's supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBl, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America's most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 23 ReTruths 70 Likes 5/4/25, 3:55 PM
May 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Homer Simpson explaining that the US is the world’s most powerful democracy so far.
May 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Stumptown, definitely Stumptown.
May 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Terriers - an underrated TV show that deserves many more seasons
May 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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When he says first administration, he means Biden, because that’s when we started reshoring semiconductor manufacturing.
April 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Some people remember.
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Birds being all horny and a dude hearing it and saying “beautiful”
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Oh, indeed. It’s unfortunately not the biggest story.

As John Quincy Addams said about similar fuckery almost 200 years ago -
must then send them beyond seas to be tried for their lives. I will not recur to the Declaration of Independence--your Honors have it implanted in your hearts--but one of the grievous charges brought against George Ill. was, that he had made laws for sending men beyond seas for trial. That was one of the most odious of those acts of tyranny which occasioned the American revolution. The whole of the reasoning is not applicable to this case, but I submit to your Honors that, if the President has the power to do it in the case of Africans, and send them beyond seas for trial, he could do Page 17 it by the same authority in the case of American citizens. By a simple order to the marshal of the district, he could just as well seize forty citizens of the United States, on the demand of a foreign minister, and send them beyond seas for trial before a foreign court.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A truck with a sign that says unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin
March 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Lol. Trump is going to accidentally destroy the Military Industrial Complex.
Canada reconsiders purchasing F-35s amid tensions with the U.S.
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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It still sounds like a great crossover. From @briancgrubb.bsky.social
When we last checked in with Doctor Odyssey, the show had just released a teaser informing us that it would return with a two-part midseason premiere that would involve shark attacks and the potential resolution of the thing where the ship's medical officers engaged in three-way trysts between treating multiple penis-related injuries and an overdose on cocktail shrimp and it all resulted in someone getting pregnant and having no clue who the father is. And now, thank the good lord in heaven, these two borderline recklessly chaotic hours of network television will cross streams. On March 20. In the very next episode after the two-part shark attack event. You cannot imagine how excited I am to be typing all of this. It gets better. Here is the episode's plot summary, via the announcement in Variety this week... Continuing "Doctor Odyssey's" premise of each episode being centered around a different themed cruise, the action takes place during Casino Week aboard The Odyssey, and "unexpected guest Athena Grant suspects two passengers are targeting
February 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Jack Donaghey going on and on and on and on and on with euphemisms when Liz Lemmon interrupts him and says, “Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever”
February 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Right. He’s the dupe and “woke” is the distraction while the country gets looted.
The dog from Up being distracted by a squirrel.
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I remember when a judge told President Biden that he couldn’t demand that everyone in the Army get Covid shots.
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM