Dan McK
@danmck.bsky.social
chocolatier. gaming café guy. western mass.
can i put corregated cardboard pizza box in oven at 170F for an hour
February 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
can i put corregated cardboard pizza box in oven at 170F for an hour
[mild hope that better things are possible if we work together and hold firm in our beliefs]
WWE ANNOUNCER: oh my god!!! that’s chuck schumer’s music!!!
WWE ANNOUNCER: oh my god!!! that’s chuck schumer’s music!!!
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
[mild hope that better things are possible if we work together and hold firm in our beliefs]
WWE ANNOUNCER: oh my god!!! that’s chuck schumer’s music!!!
WWE ANNOUNCER: oh my god!!! that’s chuck schumer’s music!!!
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you couldn't force me to have a take longer than 100 words. i don't want anything enough.
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
you couldn't force me to have a take longer than 100 words. i don't want anything enough.
get me to god’s country
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
get me to god’s country
Reposted by Dan McK
A lot of you don’t know the last Life Is Strange ended with Max Caulfield *throwing a handgun* at the tornado from the first Life is Strange.
By fans for fans
By fans for fans
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
A lot of you don’t know the last Life Is Strange ended with Max Caulfield *throwing a handgun* at the tornado from the first Life is Strange.
By fans for fans
By fans for fans
I just cannot believe Metroid Prime 4 is this bland.
It really feels like all of Retro said “fine whatever” when forced to clean up Bandai’s mess instead of their true passion: fixing Donkey Kong
It really feels like all of Retro said “fine whatever” when forced to clean up Bandai’s mess instead of their true passion: fixing Donkey Kong
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I just cannot believe Metroid Prime 4 is this bland.
It really feels like all of Retro said “fine whatever” when forced to clean up Bandai’s mess instead of their true passion: fixing Donkey Kong
It really feels like all of Retro said “fine whatever” when forced to clean up Bandai’s mess instead of their true passion: fixing Donkey Kong
have you tried rooting for the Patriots?
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
have you tried rooting for the Patriots?
bunch of indie designers leave their stuff for us to sell at the cafe on consignment. it’s cool! but every month I write eight dollar checks to Scrimblo Jango LLC. five dollars to “Kenny”.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
bunch of indie designers leave their stuff for us to sell at the cafe on consignment. it’s cool! but every month I write eight dollar checks to Scrimblo Jango LLC. five dollars to “Kenny”.
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Infuriated to see how many of these stories end in ghosting. I hire people for $15-$17/hr customer service roles. Everyone who gets an interview gets an email after.
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
Trying to find a job in video games right now is like crawling through hell:
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aftermath.site/video-game-rec...
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Infuriated to see how many of these stories end in ghosting. I hire people for $15-$17/hr customer service roles. Everyone who gets an interview gets an email after.
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
clip might have enough power to bring back desus and mero
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
clip might have enough power to bring back desus and mero
FOG is actually a phenomenal name for an industry lacking a vision.
September 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
FOG is actually a phenomenal name for an industry lacking a vision.
A coffee pro with a really big following and decades of experience came in and said we were “exceptional” and “the 2nd best drink they’ve ever had at a cafe, ever”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
July 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A coffee pro with a really big following and decades of experience came in and said we were “exceptional” and “the 2nd best drink they’ve ever had at a cafe, ever”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 is phenomenal. If you never really clicked with the game the first go round (like me), give a new save file a spin with “Pro HUD” in the settings.
July 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 is phenomenal. If you never really clicked with the game the first go round (like me), give a new save file a spin with “Pro HUD” in the settings.
when I say “fuck” in a meeting
July 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
when I say “fuck” in a meeting
Blue Prince is phenomenal, clicks with me in all the ways Outer Wilds didn’t. And yet it let me put the Foundation next to the entrance hall, which is dogshit.
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Blue Prince is phenomenal, clicks with me in all the ways Outer Wilds didn’t. And yet it let me put the Foundation next to the entrance hall, which is dogshit.
Heck of a threat to make just before the 250th anniversary of Lexington and Concord
Trump border czar Tom Homan: “I’m coming to Boston and I’m bringing hell with me.”
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heck of a threat to make just before the 250th anniversary of Lexington and Concord
SEO Auditore da Firenze
September 1, 2024 at 2:52 PM
SEO Auditore da Firenze
chevy picks artist pics like no one else in the game
May 5, 2024 at 12:42 PM
chevy picks artist pics like no one else in the game