Meatghost
@danjohnson.bsky.social
Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.
Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
This feels antisemitic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This feels antisemitic.
6 feel tall and full of beer?
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
6 feel tall and full of beer?
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I should have checked the comments before I made the meme.
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I should have checked the comments before I made the meme.
Having to take your pants all the way off makes it slightly less cool.
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Having to take your pants all the way off makes it slightly less cool.
I don't know shit about fuck, but this really seems like the most predictable investment bubble of all time, right?
Like, a quarter of the economy is tied up in one way or another in a product that no one seems to value enough to use when it isn't free.
Like, a quarter of the economy is tied up in one way or another in a product that no one seems to value enough to use when it isn't free.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don't know shit about fuck, but this really seems like the most predictable investment bubble of all time, right?
Like, a quarter of the economy is tied up in one way or another in a product that no one seems to value enough to use when it isn't free.
Like, a quarter of the economy is tied up in one way or another in a product that no one seems to value enough to use when it isn't free.
If there is a blurple, the Lord keeps it hidden for a reason.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
If there is a blurple, the Lord keeps it hidden for a reason.
My worst burps are inevitably the result of healthiest parts of my diet. I could eat a laundry basket of onion rings and chug a 6-pack of Old Style, and if I burp after, I'll still just taste the cucumber I ate seven hours ago.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My worst burps are inevitably the result of healthiest parts of my diet. I could eat a laundry basket of onion rings and chug a 6-pack of Old Style, and if I burp after, I'll still just taste the cucumber I ate seven hours ago.
A short summary of Mike Schur's body of work.1
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A short summary of Mike Schur's body of work.1
That's kinda what swimming is like when you're fat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's kinda what swimming is like when you're fat.
There are, surprisingly enough, zero Catholics in the bible.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There are, surprisingly enough, zero Catholics in the bible.
Is he sponsored by TeePublic?
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is he sponsored by TeePublic?
It's really giving "horse camp".
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's really giving "horse camp".
Also, super weird to use a stock photo of what is very clearly not McDonald's food.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Also, super weird to use a stock photo of what is very clearly not McDonald's food.
I would assume this is the result of delivery apps. If a large portion of both fast food and sit-down meals are both being picked up ans delivered to customers' homes, it means that the median price of McDonald's direct competitors has gone way up.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I would assume this is the result of delivery apps. If a large portion of both fast food and sit-down meals are both being picked up ans delivered to customers' homes, it means that the median price of McDonald's direct competitors has gone way up.
There's a meme about how a lot of headlines sound way more interesting if you pretend sports don't exist.
This is that meme.
This is that meme.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There's a meme about how a lot of headlines sound way more interesting if you pretend sports don't exist.
This is that meme.
This is that meme.
All this language advice/legislating seems to boil down to "Don't roll people's identity into your criticisms of them," which is itself an equation that can be simplified to, "Speak ill of the actions, not the people."
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
All this language advice/legislating seems to boil down to "Don't roll people's identity into your criticisms of them," which is itself an equation that can be simplified to, "Speak ill of the actions, not the people."
When you make it about food, you can use the PG-13 version of the game "Fork/Knife/Spoon".
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When you make it about food, you can use the PG-13 version of the game "Fork/Knife/Spoon".
You can lead a water to horse but you can't make heat sinks.
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You can lead a water to horse but you can't make heat sinks.