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Danimal
@danimalmused.bsky.social
I’m Danimal. Sometimes I muse.
Taylor Swift really said: “how do I make the women’s Olympic figure skating team about ME?” 🤔
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Y’all can keep your twinkie figure skaters, I want me a Nick Baumgartner
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Watching an #Olympic record be set TWO TIMES in the same race was awesome but imma need NBC to stop making me look at Jake Paul
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
#HeatedRivalry has done more damage to the gay community is terms of absurd and toxic beauty standards than we’ve seen in years. Fuck that show.
January 22, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I don’t think I’ve sobbed that hard at an episode of television since the series finale of Six Feet Under. S2:E12 of #Shrinking just ripped my heart out in the most beautiful way.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Why do people in Fairfax act like Alexandria is 9,000 miles away?
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
“Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?”
~Julia Stiles
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bitch I ALWAYS make the Yuletide gay 🏳️‍🌈
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nothing could have prepared me for S2:E2 of #TheLastofUs 😭 😭 😭
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fondant fancies as the first technical challenge of the season is DIABOLICAL #GBBO
September 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What is it about me that makes the whole entire world take me for granted?
September 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If I ever see that cunt Kim Davis it’s fucking ON SIGHT 🥊
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The spark spitter budget (or whatever you call that) for Alien Earth must be astounding
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Happy New Wolf Alice day to all who celebrate 🎉
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Emilia Clarke deserves a MUCH more fruitful career than she currently has
July 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I find it absolutely hilarious that Chris Pratt is featured in one of those obnoxious pop up ads on Grindr 🤣
July 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
How are tickets for #WolfAlice at @930club.bsky.social ALREADY SOLD OUT?? 😭😭😭😭
May 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One thing I’ll say about men, they are consistent in how disappointing they are
May 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Just yelled at a douche bag in a cyber truck on the street with my bestie. The world is healing.
April 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Meanwhile racists, transphobes and homophobes can say whatever they want? Cool. Cool cool cool.
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So many people in my life are letting me down right now…
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I want someone to look at me the way my brother’s dog looks at pizza
March 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
LMAOOO
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yes hello, I have found my musical stim 🎶 🥰 🎶
How Bad Do U Want Me by Lady Gaga on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:58
music.apple.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM