👾Daniel Wagner👾
@danielwagner.lol
Alabama’s favorite son. Really cool kisser, not all that strict of a Christian. Reluctant leader of the free world
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Turns out avoiding Title IX and dumping all money into football, telling the government to screw themselves, not abiding by any rules was a bad move?
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Turns out avoiding Title IX and dumping all money into football, telling the government to screw themselves, not abiding by any rules was a bad move?
This song is autobiographical to my own life growing up with a bad father & mental illness. Exchange Mills Ave for Harding and Kathy for Brooke and it’s me at 17-18 years old. It makes me cry ugly as soon as it starts for 20 years now. It’s the perfect song.
anyway if you need some triumphantly silly joy, here's something that helps me with that once in a while
Stephen Colbert Joins The Mountain Goats To Perform 'This Year'
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This song is autobiographical to my own life growing up with a bad father & mental illness. Exchange Mills Ave for Harding and Kathy for Brooke and it’s me at 17-18 years old. It makes me cry ugly as soon as it starts for 20 years now. It’s the perfect song.
I didn’t know Marcus Lattimore was a poet, and a damn good one at that. This shit HITS and does what all great poetry does, makes you think, reflect, and feel.
Popcorn Man (live at literary arts)
YouTube video by Marcus Lattimore - Topic
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December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I didn’t know Marcus Lattimore was a poet, and a damn good one at that. This shit HITS and does what all great poetry does, makes you think, reflect, and feel.
My Christmas sweater is here!
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My Christmas sweater is here!
This absolutely got me hard. Like, hard tears.
Goddamn am I rooting for this kid.
Goddamn am I rooting for this kid.
Dear Fernando | By Elsa Mendoza
Your accomplishments will NEVER impact how proud of you I am.
www.theplayerstribune.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This absolutely got me hard. Like, hard tears.
Goddamn am I rooting for this kid.
Goddamn am I rooting for this kid.
The Patrick “super” star just dropped.
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Patrick “super” star just dropped.
Most make a wish visits ever. It’s hard to argue he’s not at least the most kind and gracious with his time.
John Cena is our greatest American
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Most make a wish visits ever. It’s hard to argue he’s not at least the most kind and gracious with his time.
Whole ass Christmas party watched the Cena match. Whole ass party crying by the end. I lost it when he left his shoes in the ring.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whole ass Christmas party watched the Cena match. Whole ass party crying by the end. I lost it when he left his shoes in the ring.
Wait Mendoza’s mom is sick? Fuck me now more tears. First Cuban American second Latino. A round of Cafecito and a Romeo for everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wait Mendoza’s mom is sick? Fuck me now more tears. First Cuban American second Latino. A round of Cafecito and a Romeo for everyone.
Speaking Spanish to his grandparents. Fuck this kid is likable
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Speaking Spanish to his grandparents. Fuck this kid is likable
Damnit I got a party to go to and Mendoza is crying talking to his parents. I don’t wanna show up puffy, but it’s happening. Good for this kid.
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Damnit I got a party to go to and Mendoza is crying talking to his parents. I don’t wanna show up puffy, but it’s happening. Good for this kid.
I’m petty and I’m happy Butthole Eyes didn’t make the final.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m petty and I’m happy Butthole Eyes didn’t make the final.
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Every player in college football is below the Mendoza Line
Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Every player in college football is below the Mendoza Line
Good for Mendoza, good for Indiana.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Good for Mendoza, good for Indiana.
My non crimson tide hat made Al dot com.
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My non crimson tide hat made Al dot com.
I don’t know if Doug can beat Tubs but I have hope. And rebellions are built on hope.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I don’t know if Doug can beat Tubs but I have hope. And rebellions are built on hope.
How do you follow up democracy? Local wrestling
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How do you follow up democracy? Local wrestling
Doug NAILED his speech. Yall it’s not a fucking game, it’s life and death.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Doug NAILED his speech. Yall it’s not a fucking game, it’s life and death.
Doug has me crying in pride. Let’s fucking gooooooo
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Doug has me crying in pride. Let’s fucking gooooooo
Doug brought his wife flowers and has taken the stage. Let’s go.
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Doug brought his wife flowers and has taken the stage. Let’s go.
Louise Jones has taken the stage and is killing with jokes. Like, good jokes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Louise Jones has taken the stage and is killing with jokes. Like, good jokes.
Jason had taken the stage. First song Alabama Pines.
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Jason had taken the stage. First song Alabama Pines.