Daniel Perlmutter
@danielperlmutter.bsky.social
Writer and game designer | currently at Maxis working on the new Sims game
Going through some old notes app notes and found this one, pitches for a mobile narrative game I was working on that, well, you can see the direction it was going in…
August 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Going through some old notes app notes and found this one, pitches for a mobile narrative game I was working on that, well, you can see the direction it was going in…
Every morning on the way to school we stop to watch this mechanical dinosaur eat some more of this building.
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Every morning on the way to school we stop to watch this mechanical dinosaur eat some more of this building.
My Blue Prince obsession continues unabated.
April 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My Blue Prince obsession continues unabated.
My daughter wanted me to draw the Mario characters. From memory, no reference, and I got it exactly right.
March 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My daughter wanted me to draw the Mario characters. From memory, no reference, and I got it exactly right.
Lost my phone. Couldn’t find it anywhere. Turns out I had somehow buried it in the wall of this quinzhee. Dug it out and it still works fine.
December 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Lost my phone. Couldn’t find it anywhere. Turns out I had somehow buried it in the wall of this quinzhee. Dug it out and it still works fine.
My daughter got a camera for the holidays and she’s producing some real nightmare fuel with it.
December 27, 2024 at 1:31 PM
My daughter got a camera for the holidays and she’s producing some real nightmare fuel with it.
These instructions came with this puzzle.
December 26, 2024 at 10:48 PM
These instructions came with this puzzle.
Congrats to Mozart on this very special honour.
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Congrats to Mozart on this very special honour.
Saw a good bird.
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Saw a good bird.
Talking magazines with some friends, and how we miss them, and then remembered saving up to buy this and how excited I was to get it:
November 12, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Talking magazines with some friends, and how we miss them, and then remembered saving up to buy this and how excited I was to get it:
Very happy to be shooting on film again! Photos just look so much better!
October 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Very happy to be shooting on film again! Photos just look so much better!
When your Thai restaurant isn’t attracting the crowds you want, just change the name.
October 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
When your Thai restaurant isn’t attracting the crowds you want, just change the name.
Find it so weird when these Halloween decorations have specific names and dates. Like, did this guy die in ww2?
October 26, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Find it so weird when these Halloween decorations have specific names and dates. Like, did this guy die in ww2?
I am a number!
September 16, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I am a number!
tfw you have kids
November 29, 2023 at 3:54 PM
tfw you have kids
Can not wait to connect the dots and see what this image is!
November 3, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Can not wait to connect the dots and see what this image is!
My 4 year old daughter loves to make up songs but now insists that I sing along with her in real time while she makes them up. Not easy!
August 8, 2023 at 1:05 AM
My 4 year old daughter loves to make up songs but now insists that I sing along with her in real time while she makes them up. Not easy!
Still one of the greatest plot descriptions of all time:
July 20, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Still one of the greatest plot descriptions of all time:
My kids are into this lion king animated series and it has one of the most disgusting animated characters I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s hard to look at.
July 7, 2023 at 12:33 PM
My kids are into this lion king animated series and it has one of the most disgusting animated characters I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s hard to look at.
That human centipede doctor is up to his old tricks again.
July 6, 2023 at 1:30 PM
That human centipede doctor is up to his old tricks again.