Dan Kim (김명준)
@danielmkim.bsky.social
He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin/ICE Delenda Est
Don’t wish that evil on me
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Don’t wish that evil on me
They know & are counting on their dudebro followers lacking the critical thinking skills of a first grader.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They know & are counting on their dudebro followers lacking the critical thinking skills of a first grader.
But without Keyser’s intelligence
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
But without Keyser’s intelligence
Apologies (sort of) to @jasonkirell.bsky.social but he does have the limited intellect of a mortarman.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Apologies (sort of) to @jasonkirell.bsky.social but he does have the limited intellect of a mortarman.
When my kids are over, I make it their responsibility to keep Goodie off the counter while I cook, which is an all encompassing task. When it’s just me cooking, I keep the spray bottle handy.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When my kids are over, I make it their responsibility to keep Goodie off the counter while I cook, which is an all encompassing task. When it’s just me cooking, I keep the spray bottle handy.
OBJECTIVE & EMPIRICAL TRUTH! HE IS THE PRIVATE PYLE OF TABBY CATS!
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
OBJECTIVE & EMPIRICAL TRUTH! HE IS THE PRIVATE PYLE OF TABBY CATS!
Ahem, his weight & girth give lie to the “fending for himself” part. My daughter alone is responsible for at least half his excess weight.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ahem, his weight & girth give lie to the “fending for himself” part. My daughter alone is responsible for at least half his excess weight.
Counselor, he is not only guilty as charged, but tried to get at it again while I rebagged the bread, but before I put it inside a pot under the lid
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Counselor, he is not only guilty as charged, but tried to get at it again while I rebagged the bread, but before I put it inside a pot under the lid
@drjchernov.bsky.social wanted me to get a girl cat. So, being a typical man, did I listen to her? Nope
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@drjchernov.bsky.social wanted me to get a girl cat. So, being a typical man, did I listen to her? Nope
HE NEEDS A TAPE TEST & REMEDIAL PT, ANDREW!
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
HE NEEDS A TAPE TEST & REMEDIAL PT, ANDREW!
Postscript. Got home & had to give my asshole roommate a treat. I think it calmed both of us down.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Postscript. Got home & had to give my asshole roommate a treat. I think it calmed both of us down.
I know, it’s a bummer to expect norms & that pesky thing called the law to be followed.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I know, it’s a bummer to expect norms & that pesky thing called the law to be followed.
@fieldmontgomery.bsky.social has been on retainer for at least 2.5 years at this point, but I’m pretty sure Goodie can only pay in treats
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@fieldmontgomery.bsky.social has been on retainer for at least 2.5 years at this point, but I’m pretty sure Goodie can only pay in treats