Dan Kim (김명준)
@danielmkim.bsky.social
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He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin/ICE Delenda Est
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Another passel of new followers (who are all of you listening to my ramblings?), so a repeat of my rules: no racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, or religious bigotry. The Confederates were traitors who fought for slavery & deserve a punch. “Equality for all” in my bio means exactly that.
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My question is, who told Jabba the Hutt Jr that he had to button both buttons of a 2-button suit jacket?
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They are who everyone thought they were years ago. Deplorables.
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

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How it started: peanut butter chocolate chip cookies
How it ended: Turkey meatballs with marinara from scratch & penne. (Not pictured: Junior, who has a physics assignment & a father incapable of helping him)
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I would listen to her sing through a reading of the phone book.
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For fans of alt 90s country, I highly recommend 2 tracks: "Here I Am" by Marty Stuart. Come for the mournful vocals, stay for the firebreathing pedal steel solo. "Sweet Old World" by Emmylou Harris, written by Lucinda Williams, with Neil Young on harmonica, will transport you.
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If anyone on the job actually quits (& I know a good number of cops, none of whom want to jeopardize those sweet city benefits or pensions), then I’m the next goddamn Archbishop of New York.
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Happy “white slaver failing upwards by discovering Samana Cay but declaring that it’s Asia” day to all of you who celebrate.
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Happy 77th birthday to my mom.
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She & her running mates came in 2nd last year. It’s been amazing to see how they applied lessons learned to their next campaign & won.
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No, she & her running mates ran on positivity & school spirit, with tons of campaign posters featuring them as hand-drawn Snoopy & Lucy/Sally/Patty, or TMNT. Alas, no Conan quotes for them.
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On an *average* night, I probably add 1/2 a mile to my walk from work the Penn Station, owing to veering around people who inexplicably walk too damn slow. The good news is, I made it to my train with 1 minute to spare, even after getting a to-go beer at Rose’s Pizza. Sláinte!
A tired & increasingly gray haired man enjoying his train beer to celebrate the end of the work week - Modelo tonight
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One of my new bartenders was ordering food for their training meal, which I encourage them to do at the end of every training shift to learn the menu.
“What’s good, Dan?”
“To defeat your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women.”
“Okaaay” 😳
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Took Miss Student Council President-elect Kim to our favorite diner to celebrate not just her victory, but her whole ticket (her BFFs are VP & Secretary). We discussed substantive issues like Halloween decorations, the 8th grade dance, & most importantly, how they crushed the all-boy dudebro ticket.
Nutella & banana pancakes (& a Coke, which her mother doesn’t let her drink) as befits a president-elect
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It’s a holiday weekend, so my route from work to Penn Station looks like a wasp nest that’s been upset, except that these wasps are tourists who walk at about 10% of the speed required of a pedestrian here, & the 5-0 takes a dim view of spraying tourists with insecticide. But we do love you. Honest.
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Only a matter of time before her BFF/VP plots a teenage coup d’etat
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I’ll fight you, Paul. And we NYers refuse to call that tomato quiche “pizza.”
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Her first official act will be to pardon the kids in detention for being caught outside their classrooms during class periods.
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I just take out the guesswork & don’t let him have any dairy
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The country is going to hell in a hand basket, but you can take my commuter train beer when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Only 13 hours until I have to play restaurant again.
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In case anyone is wondering how I’m voting for mayor
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I well understand that baseball fans suffer, often for decades if they follow the Mets, but the lifelong Astros fan in me couldn’t help but needle one of my servers who looked like his world crumbled with his Yankees’ loss last night.
a blue and orange flag with a white h and an orange star
ALT: a blue and orange flag with a white h and an orange star
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I saw this on IG & now you hear it too.
Edited “War Pig” lyrics
Generals gathered in their massss
Just to listen to 2 dumbasses