Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli
Pinned
Fool you twice? Shame on me.
My sister from another mister!
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My sister from another mister!
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Today my UCP Minister Firecrotch introduced Bill 13 “Jordon Peterson Law”
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
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Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
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November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Today my UCP Minister Firecrotch introduced Bill 13 “Jordon Peterson Law”
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
globalnews.ca/news/1153627...
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
These kind people are👇 who Nicolaides wants to intimidate because we don’t want to listen to his lies anymore. Listen 🎧 to the end of this where Nicolaides threatens to attend our upcoming events.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
These kind people are👇 who Nicolaides wants to intimidate because we don’t want to listen to his lies anymore. Listen 🎧 to the end of this where Nicolaides threatens to attend our upcoming events.
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If passed? lol. When passed! Authoritarian Dictatorship. How are you not getting this?
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
#RhymesWithPunt
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
#RhymesWithPunt
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If passed? lol. When passed! Authoritarian Dictatorship. How are you not getting this?
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
#RhymesWithPunt
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
#RhymesWithPunt
She said she’s sorry. What more do you want?
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
She said she’s sorry. What more do you want?
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
Losing Measles Elimination status in Alberta is concerning.
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
Brazen lying here by @daniellesmithab.bsky.social. As reported, unchallenged, by @nytimes , Smith's govt stopped Chief Medical Officer of Health Mark Joffe from making statements at critical times during the measles outbreak.
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Alberta premier says loss of measles elimination status concerning, urges vigilance
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says Canada’s recent loss of its measles elimination status is concerning, but her government did what it could to remind people to get vaccinated.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Losing Measles Elimination status in Alberta is concerning.
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
Spanky, you have no lines in this play
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Spanky, you have no lines in this play
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one of the only rights they have left.
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‘That’s not democracy’: Smith responds to teachers lawsuit
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one o...
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November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
“The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Alberta cuts funding mid-year to program for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence - Alberta Native News
By Jeremy Appel (ANNews) – The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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456,365 #ForeverCanadian signatures (plus few dozen last minute arrivals). I’m told it’s the biggest petition in Canada’s history.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dang it! These are the days I wish me and Dave bought a food truck instead of a train restaurant. But hey… at least I was able to sell some Tin Foil hats using the protective seal from my Turkish Tylenol leftovers.
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dang it! These are the days I wish me and Dave bought a food truck instead of a train restaurant. But hey… at least I was able to sell some Tin Foil hats using the protective seal from my Turkish Tylenol leftovers.
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
#SepartistRally #FlatEarthConvention
#AbLeg
#YouSeePee
#Freedumb
BREAKING: UCP RED TAPE REDUCTION IS WORKING! The results are in!
Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
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Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
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October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
BREAKING: UCP RED TAPE REDUCTION IS WORKING! The results are in!
Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
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Phoebe the dog earns AGLC Proserve certification. K-9 now licensed to serve liquor in Alberta. Right then.
#StrongAndFree #UCP #Ableg #abpoli
#CEOKandiceMachadoAGLC
#DirectorRobertPapeAGLC
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Fine I’ll go back to making license plates. I sense this is a skill I should learn
Alberta teachers strike/lockout, Day 11 (day 8 of no classes):
Premier Danielle Smith floats the idea of striking another commission on learning, like the 2003 effort that came out of a previous teachers’ strike.
ATA: uh, no thanks #AbLeg #AbEd
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Premier Danielle Smith floats the idea of striking another commission on learning, like the 2003 effort that came out of a previous teachers’ strike.
ATA: uh, no thanks #AbLeg #AbEd
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Alberta Premier Smith wants education commission after teachers strike
EDMONTON — Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said Thursday, as thousands of striking teachers and their supporters chanted and shouted nearby, that she wants to form a commission on education when the pr...
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October 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fine I’ll go back to making license plates. I sense this is a skill I should learn
As UCP Leader & Your Premier, here is my official response to Albertan’s vocal criticism accusing me of politicalizing a government issued License Plate with UCP marketing slogans:
“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
As UCP Leader & Your Premier, here is my official response to Albertan’s vocal criticism accusing me of politicalizing a government issued License Plate with UCP marketing slogans:
“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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“Yah I’m just not seeing it”
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition
@maxfawcett and I discuss a prominent economist's view that there is no energy transition.
The evidence and data say otherwise.
#ableg #canpoli #bcpoli
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@maxfawcett and I discuss a prominent economist's view that there is no energy transition.
The evidence and data say otherwise.
#ableg #canpoli #bcpoli
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Lazy Canadian Intellectuals Misread the Global Energy Transition
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October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dear PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dear PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
1. I said a wanna pipeline from AB to BC
2. Coastal First Nations? Who dat?
3. Your Major Projects Office accepts formal proposals to review for fast track. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WRITTEN PROPOSAL but I did announce I’m gonna spend $15M to draft one
5. SO…SAY YES🤷🏻♀️
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
So if it's Canada's coast and not BC coast, is it Canadian oil and not Alberta oil?
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
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'There is no B.C. coast. It's Canada's coast': Sask. premier supports Alta. pipeline proposal | CBC News
Sask. Premier Scott Moe repeated his support for the proposed pipeline between Alberta and the northern B.C. coast earlier this week by Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.
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October 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So if it's Canada's coast and not BC coast, is it Canadian oil and not Alberta oil?
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social @davidebybc.bsky.social
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Plus on Monday I was in Montreal, QUEBEC…this being the 1st day of the historic ALBERTA Teacher’s Strike. Why would I stay here and be a leader? 🤷🏻♀️
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Plus on Monday I was in Montreal, QUEBEC…this being the 1st day of the historic ALBERTA Teacher’s Strike. Why would I stay here and be a leader? 🤷🏻♀️
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
While I’m here, I should ask the business community what ‘talks of Separation’ did for Montreal’s economy…or what’s left of it
#abpoli #ABteacherstrike
October 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The answer is an unequivocal YES!
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
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YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
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October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The answer is an unequivocal YES!
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
YES today I announced plans to build an “excuse me” bitumen pipeline from AB oil sands straight through to the B.C. coast
YES I can confirm private industry is NOT on board
YES I am out of my fucking mind!
#abpoli #climatejustice
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...