Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the Wildrose UCP United Conservative Party & Rob Anderson’s APP errand girl. Only Official Parody Account. I am a LIAR! There are better parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke…notwithstanding. #abpoli
Pinned
Fool you twice? Shame on me.
Authoritarian, populist dictators DO NOT submit to opportunities for candid, transparent conversation and engagement with media. Regretfully I must decline 🤷🏻♀️
An Open Invitation to Danielle Smith to Talk Energy
30 to 60 minutes of respectful discussion about oil and gas, pipelines, regulation, renewables, the Canada-Alberta energy MOU - whatever you want to talk about @abdaniellesmith.
#ableg #abpoli
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30 to 60 minutes of respectful discussion about oil and gas, pipelines, regulation, renewables, the Canada-Alberta energy MOU - whatever you want to talk about @abdaniellesmith.
#ableg #abpoli
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An Open Invitation to Danielle Smith to Talk Energy
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December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Authoritarian, populist dictators DO NOT submit to opportunities for candid, transparent conversation and engagement with media. Regretfully I must decline 🤷🏻♀️
Dear Constituents of @CityofBrooks @MedicineHatNews. You people stink! Fact check: The Electoral Boundaries Commission has drawn a new ward. High River - Vulcan. When my #YouSeePee approves the changes, I’ll be running in my own Town. I only need you “piss-ants” for two more years..if that. #abpoli
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dear Constituents of @CityofBrooks @MedicineHatNews. You people stink! Fact check: The Electoral Boundaries Commission has drawn a new ward. High River - Vulcan. When my #YouSeePee approves the changes, I’ll be running in my own Town. I only need you “piss-ants” for two more years..if that. #abpoli
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December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“The documents show the ministry produced an evaluation of how to grant accreditation, and, as recently as June 2025, there was even an assessment of changing the law to allow the accreditation” of Jordan Peterson’s school. #WTAF #abpoli #ableg #misleading #discrediting
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Nenshi Grills Smith in Legislature over Jordan Peterson’s School | The Tyee
Alberta’s premier defended her quiet efforts to accredit the psychologist’s for-profit online ‘academy.’
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December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Great News for the Athabasca River indeed!
ACID RAIN BABY! I’m bringing it back! 👊🏼
ACID RAIN BABY! I’m bringing it back! 👊🏼
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Great News for the Athabasca River indeed!
ACID RAIN BABY! I’m bringing it back! 👊🏼
ACID RAIN BABY! I’m bringing it back! 👊🏼
Today marks the 4th time in Alberta history that me and my You See Pee invoked the notwithstanding clause because I know my laws are unconstitutional. In other news, my recall petition was approved today so get after it constituents of Brooks - Medicine Hat! Save u”Albertans from me!
Alberta uses notwithstanding clause again, on 3 laws affecting transgender youth | CBC News
Alberta's governing United Conservatives stayed up into the early pre-dawn hours of Wednesday morning to pass a bill that uses the notwithstanding clause to shield laws affecting transgender youth.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Today marks the 4th time in Alberta history that me and my You See Pee invoked the notwithstanding clause because I know my laws are unconstitutional. In other news, my recall petition was approved today so get after it constituents of Brooks - Medicine Hat! Save u”Albertans from me!
I won’t stand for this. I WILL enact legislation to nullify recall petitions and indemnify myself from democratic justice!
You people stink btw! What did I ever do to YOU? 🤷🏻♀️PLEASE, leave comments below! #abpoli #ableg
You people stink btw! What did I ever do to YOU? 🤷🏻♀️PLEASE, leave comments below! #abpoli #ableg
Elections Alberta approves recall petition for Premier Danielle Smith, say organizers
Organizers of a recall petition for Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said Wednesday that Elections Alberta has formally approved the petition.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Immensely complex? NoNo…
My UCP’s Bill 14 is the most draconian, totalitarian piece of legislation EVER!
I tore a page right out of Vladimir Putin’s anti-democratic playbook!
If you lawfully play by the rules to oppose me, I will simply change the rules!
I am not a Conservative #Wildrose
My UCP’s Bill 14 is the most draconian, totalitarian piece of legislation EVER!
I tore a page right out of Vladimir Putin’s anti-democratic playbook!
If you lawfully play by the rules to oppose me, I will simply change the rules!
I am not a Conservative #Wildrose
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Immensely complex? NoNo…
My UCP’s Bill 14 is the most draconian, totalitarian piece of legislation EVER!
I tore a page right out of Vladimir Putin’s anti-democratic playbook!
If you lawfully play by the rules to oppose me, I will simply change the rules!
I am not a Conservative #Wildrose
My UCP’s Bill 14 is the most draconian, totalitarian piece of legislation EVER!
I tore a page right out of Vladimir Putin’s anti-democratic playbook!
If you lawfully play by the rules to oppose me, I will simply change the rules!
I am not a Conservative #Wildrose
Yeah I can’t do this. We don’t use guns to defend our property in Canada…maybe Alberta Sovereignty within a Divided U.S.A
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah I can’t do this. We don’t use guns to defend our property in Canada…maybe Alberta Sovereignty within a Divided U.S.A
My sister from another mister!
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My sister from another mister!
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Irradiated diseases…I am bringing them BACK to Berta! #abpoli
PS it’s not over til I say it’s over re: #chemtrails
Today my UCP Minister Firecrotch introduced Bill 13 “Jordon Peterson Law”
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
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Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
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November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Today my UCP Minister Firecrotch introduced Bill 13 “Jordon Peterson Law”
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
globalnews.ca/news/1153627...
Listen, if I’m going to go Bat-Shit, I’m going all the way! 👊🏻
#FloodingTheZone #Abpoli
globalnews.ca/news/1153627...
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
These kind people are👇 who Nicolaides wants to intimidate because we don’t want to listen to his lies anymore. Listen 🎧 to the end of this where Nicolaides threatens to attend our upcoming events.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
These kind people are👇 who Nicolaides wants to intimidate because we don’t want to listen to his lies anymore. Listen 🎧 to the end of this where Nicolaides threatens to attend our upcoming events.
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If passed? lol. When passed! Authoritarian Dictatorship. How are you not getting this?
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
#RhymesWithPunt
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November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If passed? lol. When passed! Authoritarian Dictatorship. How are you not getting this?
#NotwithstandingNumberTwo
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She said she’s sorry. What more do you want?
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
She said she’s sorry. What more do you want?
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
You need to stop inundating my UCP MLA’s with all your constituent feedback. All we did was revoke s.2 Fundamental Chartered Rights & Freedoms from 51,000 Albertans🤷🏻♀️ Notwithstanding this lil’ hiccup, we’re doin’ it all over again this week. Get over it!
Losing Measles Elimination status in Alberta is concerning.
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
Brazen lying here by @daniellesmithab.bsky.social. As reported, unchallenged, by @nytimes , Smith's govt stopped Chief Medical Officer of Health Mark Joffe from making statements at critical times during the measles outbreak.
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Alberta premier says loss of measles elimination status concerning, urges vigilance
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says Canada’s recent loss of its measles elimination status is concerning, but her government did what it could to remind people to get vaccinated.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Losing Measles Elimination status in Alberta is concerning.
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
We should have lost this status long ago under my leadership
I urge my supporters to continue circulating lies and misinformation. Together, we can “un” eradicate diseases and reverse ALL efforts to reduce global infection! #StrongandFree
Spanky, you have no lines in this play
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Spanky, you have no lines in this play
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Angela Pitt, on the other hand, peeked into her boxer shorts and found a pair!
“Using a taxpayer funded position of authority (we’re listening) to advance a politically motivated campaign (umm go on) raises concerns about the potential inappropriateness…” 🤔
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one of the only rights they have left.
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‘That’s not democracy’: Smith responds to teachers lawsuit
Alberta’s premier is firing back at teachers and their lawsuit by saying it’s ‘not democracy’ to have the courts review Bill 2. As Sean Amato reports, the Alberta Teachers’ Association says it’s one o...
edmonton.citynews.ca
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Let’s be clear! Judges are not elected officials. Who are they to make legal decisions? That’s not democracy
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
Only(UCP)elected officials make laws. And when Recall Initiatives jeopardize UCP elected officials, then I will amend those laws so you can’t practise democracy. Wait wot did I say?🤔 #abpoli
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
That…that’s exactly right. I totally connected the dots on this one. #HitTheMonkeyWinACookie
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Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
People are standing along the back wall in this full-to-capacity #1 Legion Hall. Calgarians aren't happy about paying cleanup of oil, gas & coal companies' mess. @naheednenshi.bsky.social @albertawilderness.bsky.social @markdorin.bsky.social @daniellesmithab.bsky.social @albertaenergy.bsky.social
Reposted by Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody
“The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Alberta cuts funding mid-year to program for Indigenous mothers who have faced domestic violence - Alberta Native News
By Jeremy Appel (ANNews) – The provincial government has cut funding for an Aboriginal Counseling Services of Alberta (ACSA) program that provides support for Indigenous...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My YouSeePee Government has added the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms to Alberta’s list of banned literature!
#UngerReview #Outstanding
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#UngerReview #Outstanding
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456,365 #ForeverCanadian signatures (plus few dozen last minute arrivals). I’m told it’s the biggest petition in Canada’s history.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
None of this would happen if not for thousands of volunteers and your love for Canada.🇨🇦
Thank you! This is Alberta’s and Canada’s victory.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
