Demmons
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Demmons
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Yep
It's wild to watch the same people who accused Budweiser of child grooming by putting Dylan Mulvaney on a can defend Sycamore brewery with what looks to be an actual child groomer and alleged rapist
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
There's a local weatherman named Ganon. He looks like a Ganon... But not the one you think
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Conservatives will be like, "The Jews are lizard people! The trans are demons!" and think this broad seems perfectly normal.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I used to hate Saisons... Now I'm chasing them
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's weird to me that any photographer or visual artist would use AI in their editing work. Like, your mark as an artist is in the processing and editing of the work.
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Forgiveness culture is such an on-ramp to fascism, folks.
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That Benson Boone song is probably the worst thing since that James Blunt song
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This feels like it should be one of those fake trailers in front of Tropic Thunder.

I'm absolutely FASCINATED by this.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
After one rough and traumatizing rehearsal week in college for a production of The Diary of Anne Frank, the entire cast and crew went to the opening night of Spider-Man 2. It was an entire theater of theater kids who were all down for escapism making the movie electric
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Was in a bookstore today and they had a stand right at the door filled with a Charlie Kirk book and ... like... isn't it kinda gross that places are profiting off of his public execution? Idk, sure seems like that is more despicable than pointing out the words Kirk actually said
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ace Ventura came out when I was in grade school. I still say "Do not go in there. Woooo"
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The deeper I get into Lonesome Dove the more I realize that this is what Red Dead Redemption was trying to do.
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's weird how I will not bat an eye if I make a huge mistake but when I make a tiny dick up I'll have a complete and utter meltdown
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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6,000 faculty members at Penn State has filed for a union.

These professors and other faculty will vote on unionizing in the coming year.

If they win their union it will be the largest public union in Pennsylvania.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When I started it I did not think Lonesome Dove would be in the running for favorite book I've read this year.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They need to change the name because that Clair is no longer Obscur. They swept it up
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
That wasn't the "this game will be out next month" reveal I was hoping for.... *Sigh* guess we're still pretty far out for Elder Scrolls 6
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh damn, legit thought that award was created to give to Kojima
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Todd Howard sounds like Ron Howard to me
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I... Actual liked that OneRepublic song
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This Muppets bit is FANTASTIC
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
POD RACER!!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM