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Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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I'm telling my parents that I have to split holiday time with my boyfriend, George Glass's family.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm telling my parents that I have to split holiday time with my boyfriend, George Glass's family.
We've moved into the part of being at my parents' that reminds me why I fucking hate being here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We've moved into the part of being at my parents' that reminds me why I fucking hate being here.
I forgot my wallet on this trip, but learned you can still prepay inside to get gas. Felt like a throwback to simpler times.
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I forgot my wallet on this trip, but learned you can still prepay inside to get gas. Felt like a throwback to simpler times.
Who up listening to their parents put away dishes before sunrise?
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Who up listening to their parents put away dishes before sunrise?
The problem is my answer shifts based on who is cooking. Some of these are *minefields*
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The problem is my answer shifts based on who is cooking. Some of these are *minefields*
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
I pulled back the comforter on the bed at my parents and a pair of socks were under it from my last visit lmao
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I pulled back the comforter on the bed at my parents and a pair of socks were under it from my last visit lmao
I keep seeing pictures of people in love and making this contorted grimace face. Not going to scratch too deep on that one!
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I keep seeing pictures of people in love and making this contorted grimace face. Not going to scratch too deep on that one!
I finally rotated my mattress. Now the tricks will roll off and get stuck by the wall.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I finally rotated my mattress. Now the tricks will roll off and get stuck by the wall.
In typical fashion I'm behind on chores and must wash everything I own for holiday travel
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In typical fashion I'm behind on chores and must wash everything I own for holiday travel
"what if you saw this when you got home from work? 😈"
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"what if you saw this when you got home from work? 😈"
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
If I see another post about straights *painting* gorgeous stained built-ins and/or stone fireplace, I'm petitioning The Hague.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I see another post about straights *painting* gorgeous stained built-ins and/or stone fireplace, I'm petitioning The Hague.
This is very Chicago public radio specific, but Lisa Lab*z is the worst anchor. Constantly flubs to the point of distraction.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is very Chicago public radio specific, but Lisa Lab*z is the worst anchor. Constantly flubs to the point of distraction.
I'm feeling weirdly judged by the open enrollment portal today.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm feeling weirdly judged by the open enrollment portal today.
"Recorded with my Ray-Ban Meta glasses!"
...fucking dork
...fucking dork
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Recorded with my Ray-Ban Meta glasses!"
...fucking dork
...fucking dork
My dog keeps sniffing the trunk of the same car every time we walk by... 😳
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My dog keeps sniffing the trunk of the same car every time we walk by... 😳
I literally just learned Toni Collette is Australian??
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I literally just learned Toni Collette is Australian??
I had a dream last night that Angela Lansbury made me a French omelette du fromage
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I had a dream last night that Angela Lansbury made me a French omelette du fromage
Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
Falling asleep while writing is a new achievement I've unlocked working on this book
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Falling asleep while writing is a new achievement I've unlocked working on this book
I have been living on my own since 20 or so and my mom just bought me a rug without asking me first. We are going to have to restate some boundaries...
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have been living on my own since 20 or so and my mom just bought me a rug without asking me first. We are going to have to restate some boundaries...
Both very cold and snuggly. I am going to burrito myself up so good!
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Both very cold and snuggly. I am going to burrito myself up so good!
Am I the only one who changes into jeans when I take the dog out at night? I will not be caught in my JCrew Christmas sleep pants.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Am I the only one who changes into jeans when I take the dog out at night? I will not be caught in my JCrew Christmas sleep pants.
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
I am upgrading the phrase from when it rains it pours, to when it pours it floods.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am upgrading the phrase from when it rains it pours, to when it pours it floods.