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@dangerousotter.bsky.social

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Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬 Writing a book 📚 Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬 📍✶✶✶✶

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 6h

I'm going off memory, but this was especially the case for chocolate powders. Most commercial chocolate bars (in the US at least) apparently have lead and cadmium in them. It must have something to do with the cacao plants and how they're grown/processed.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 8h

Truly. You're hungry and so you have to just deal with eating an unsatisfying meal. 😢

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 9h

I overcooked my dinner. The horrors persist.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

That or I just need to exsanguinate the asshole who almost hit me and my dog on our walk.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

I lament a future world where we no longer value knowledge and expertise...

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

I have had multiple rage-inducing encounters today. I need something to exsanguinate the fury so I can 😌

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure what makes people feel entitled to blame everyone else for their own problems/misfortune. Try looking inward for the rot, perhaps?

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 2d

I took an edible so that I had to time box editing a chapter in my book. I'm not sure yet if this was a good idea...

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 2d

I'm crying trying to generate an image of gestures with AI. I didn't ask for a "jerking off with a smirk" but somehow that's what I got.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 3d

Higher ed finally got you? 😢 Admittedly you're a very active ghoul on and offline.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 3d

Ähm there's clanging sounds coming out of the cemetery at night 😳

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 3d

I am LIVING for this Hocus Pocus weather.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 4d

Like just use fucking light sour cream and/or light mayo if you must but having normal chicken salad ain't the problem.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 4d

Straight to jail.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 4d

Convince me to not cook up a thing of turkey sausage, mix in chive cream cheese, and eat it with bagel chips

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 4d

Going forward I'll only adopt ones based on an open standard. I found some that use the Matter protocol and are compatible with my speakers.

I really have come to love my automations so that my lights come on at sunset and I'm not crawling out of my work hole into a dark house.

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 5d

The company that made my wifi switches decided to discontinue their cloud service. Can't program or control them anymore. Every single one is now just e-waste. 🚮

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 7d

How long is an MMMBop?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 7d

Remember the metaverse? What a fucking dork.

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 8d

(also like if you can hear this image. A bit niche, but I've been singing this all afternoon)

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 8d

Literally this is consistently in the top three at all times. No wonder we're all stressed/tired constantly...

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 8d

Ever have one of those days where you're filled with rage and can't quite pinpoint why?

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💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 9d

Having some diphenhydramine as a treat 😌

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 9d

Going to text my straight friends "Did you see that call? Ridiculous!" out of nowhere to see what they say.

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