Dan Donnelly
@dandonnelly.ca
Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic.
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
My shows: @andascotchegg.com
dandonnelly.ca
While you're waiting for our next live show in Toronto Mar 3, check out the recording of our trip to #montrealfringe!
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
Comedy Game Showdown - Live from Montreal Fringe! (Full Episode)
YouTube video by And a Scotch Egg
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
While you're waiting for our next live show in Toronto Mar 3, check out the recording of our trip to #montrealfringe!
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Comedy Game Showdown - Live from Montreal Fringe! (Full Episode)
YouTube video by And a Scotch Egg
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
For sale, baby!
sex with everone
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For sale, baby!
I know there have been a lot of Frankenstein adaptations recently but I would definitely watch this one
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I know there have been a lot of Frankenstein adaptations recently but I would definitely watch this one
I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents.
(Roast Record update: 8-0)
(Roast Record update: 8-0)
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents.
(Roast Record update: 8-0)
(Roast Record update: 8-0)
Trains always think they can safely go off their lithium but six weeks later they inevitably go off the rails
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trains always think they can safely go off their lithium but six weeks later they inevitably go off the rails
I've never seen Fran Lebowitz looking so heroic
“The government acted unlawfully when it demanded Apple remove ICEBlock,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @ArsTechnica.com. “While this case is rightfully only against the government, Apple should also take a hard look at its own capitulation.”
arstechnica.com/tech-policy...
arstechnica.com/tech-policy...
ICEBlock lawsuit: Trump admin bragged about demanding App Store removal
ICEBlock creator sues to protect apps that are crowd-sourcing ICE sightings.
arstechnica.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've never seen Fran Lebowitz looking so heroic
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
#Toronto!
Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material!
8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview)
Tix and info: andascotchegg.com
Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material!
8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview)
Tix and info: andascotchegg.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#Toronto!
Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material!
8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview)
Tix and info: andascotchegg.com
Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material!
8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview)
Tix and info: andascotchegg.com
McDonald's Canada has put ranch dressing on poutine and this may be the first thing ever to convince me that Quebec really does need to secede to protect its culture
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
McDonald's Canada has put ranch dressing on poutine and this may be the first thing ever to convince me that Quebec really does need to secede to protect its culture
I don't know why the algorithm decided I wanted to see guys with beautiful long hair getting it chopped down into broccoli cuts but you should have to click through a sensitive content warning for that shit
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don't know why the algorithm decided I wanted to see guys with beautiful long hair getting it chopped down into broccoli cuts but you should have to click through a sensitive content warning for that shit
Reposted by Dan Donnelly
Looking for something to do in #Toronto between @bluejays.com games this week?
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Looking for something to do in #Toronto between @bluejays.com games this week?
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre!
Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!
Tickets at SecondCity.com!
Somehow Facebook has decided I'm interested in a group called 'LA Roommate Search!!!' despite that being a city I have not lived in since 2002 and from what I can tell it's just a bunch of the worst people in existence who think they can save on rent by being hot
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Somehow Facebook has decided I'm interested in a group called 'LA Roommate Search!!!' despite that being a city I have not lived in since 2002 and from what I can tell it's just a bunch of the worst people in existence who think they can save on rent by being hot
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jesus Christ, Amazon, read the room
Come see me do my best Hitchcock impression and a bunch of other spooky stuff!
Our annual Halloween Special is coming up Oct 30 at the John Candy Box Theatre! Watch the Crypt Keepers take on the Scream Queens and enjoy some free candy from our unmarked van!
Tickets at secondcity.com!
Tickets at secondcity.com!
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Come see me do my best Hitchcock impression and a bunch of other spooky stuff!
Petition to more accurately rename pizza bagels verkakte focaccia
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Petition to more accurately rename pizza bagels verkakte focaccia
The upside of playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is they fly you private so you don't have to pay a fee on your 180-lb suitcase
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The upside of playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is they fly you private so you don't have to pay a fee on your 180-lb suitcase
Spoiler: you open it
September 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Spoiler: you open it
Yeah, but wait'll you hear about ADvilHD
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, but wait'll you hear about ADvilHD
Remember when techno dystopia was Terminator or Blade Runner or the Matrix and not having to tell Adobe Acrobat that no, you don't need a fucking AI summary of this two-page document EVERY GODDAMN TIME GO AWAY
September 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Remember when techno dystopia was Terminator or Blade Runner or the Matrix and not having to tell Adobe Acrobat that no, you don't need a fucking AI summary of this two-page document EVERY GODDAMN TIME GO AWAY
My favourite thing about doing comedy in Toronto is I can make a joke that requires only the barest, most minimal knowledge of French in a room full of people who studied French for at least five years and none of them will get it
September 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My favourite thing about doing comedy in Toronto is I can make a joke that requires only the barest, most minimal knowledge of French in a room full of people who studied French for at least five years and none of them will get it
Please enjoy my profile in the @torontoguardian.bsky.social, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
Tragedy Plus Time: Toronto Comedian Daniel Donnelly
Daniel Donnelly is a storytelling stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit, clever misdirections, and knack for letting the audience fill in the blanks.
torontoguardian.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please enjoy my profile in the @torontoguardian.bsky.social, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toro...
If you've been meaning to come to my show, this is the episode to come to!
August 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you've been meaning to come to my show, this is the episode to come to!