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leb
@danceswithrotors.com.br
A wandering Tennessean in Brazil.

Husband to @dovewhite.bsky.social, immigrant, infosec, #weirdcarbs bsky, cat dad. he/him

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Me, an idiot: "What if I make a Correios van in GT7?"
Also me, still an idiot: "I should make sure the driver is wearing Fluminense colors"
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I've only seen one in-person once, and it was parked behind the car I'd actually gone there to buy.
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
100% agreed.
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Yay, physical proof of my right to reside in Brazil indefinitely!
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This looks like a great second car to go with this one I saw on OLX the other day.

df.olx.com.br/distrito-fed...
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
If money were no object...

mg.olx.com.br/belo-horizon...
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This being is perfect. My laundry pile, less so
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Because fast casual is definitely a hallmark of a real Chinatown…
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Being a perfect being.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 PM
You can take the redneck out of Tennessee but you can’t take the Tennessee out of the redneck.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Cameras are meant to be carried and used, that is all.
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ciao Buenos Aires, gracias por todo.

3 years, 3 months and 23 days later, we’re waving goodbye to Argentina and moving to Rio de Janeiro.
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Operação Thanksgiving + Aniversário no Brasil foi um sucesso. 10/10 muito top

Amanhã vou voltar ao normal
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m using my rental correctly. #weirdcarbs #renault
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This was on that list of great decisions to kick off Birthday Week in our household… (both my wife and I are celebrating this week)
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is probably the sort of car that would make my life more difficult, but damn if it's not hard to resist the call of a Citroën wagon.

@midnightdorifto.bsky.social bait too, I suspect.

sp.olx.com.br/sao-paulo-e-...
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes, the answer is as simple as an Australian La-Z-Boy dubbed in Portuguese, with a 3800 Series II and a 4L60

rj.olx.com.br/serra-angra-...
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That moment when you see a West Virginia fan in Rio.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Preparing for the day
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If we're talking cars that aren't mine... Someone in my neighborhood has a delightful green W116 with green cloth interior and a manual.
October 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
what’s the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m thinking about the best rental car I’ve ever had, from back in December, even beating the Mustang, Camaro, Challenger and Volvo S60 rentals I had in the past.

I’d actually own one.
October 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Fiat reusing stampings and mounts for different models is a great thing.
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think I've found the ideal daily for living in <undisclosed location> 13 km from the nearest paved road.
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Post your music history here. I'm obviously a nerd.
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM