danarulez
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Opfer der Hellfelligen Bettratte
Truck Fump
Opfer der Hellfelligen Bettratte
Truck Fump
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VENEZUELAN BOAT STRIKES
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
VENEZUELAN BOAT STRIKES
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
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“What part of your body was the MRI on?”
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“What part of your body was the MRI on?”
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
Trump: no idea, but it wasn’t the brain!
90% probability MRI was on his brain.
Trump also says it’s ok to release it. Journalists, do your thing.
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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camouflage
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
camouflage
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😁
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
😁
Love this 😁
Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Love this 😁
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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treffen sich zwei schwätzer.
sagt der eine: "du siehst prechtig aus!"
sagt der andere: "ich fühl mich auch lanz gut."
sagt der eine: "du siehst prechtig aus!"
sagt der andere: "ich fühl mich auch lanz gut."
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
treffen sich zwei schwätzer.
sagt der eine: "du siehst prechtig aus!"
sagt der andere: "ich fühl mich auch lanz gut."
sagt der eine: "du siehst prechtig aus!"
sagt der andere: "ich fühl mich auch lanz gut."
Yup, summs it up for me perfectly 👍
This is incredibly accurate😬
A “Maga Years” explainer…
A “Maga Years” explainer…
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Yup, summs it up for me perfectly 👍
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This 👇
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This 👇
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Trump refuses to answer questions about Jeffrey Epstein and kicks the White House Press Pool out of the Oval Office:
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trump refuses to answer questions about Jeffrey Epstein and kicks the White House Press Pool out of the Oval Office:
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Tell me this is AI, please. It's gotta be—right?
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Tell me this is AI, please. It's gotta be—right?
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This should get a Pulitzer. It's going to be an all-time classic.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This should get a Pulitzer. It's going to be an all-time classic.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
Ladies and Gentleman, the Land of Free and the Home of the Brave 😔
This is some disturbing ICE Gestapo footage. They point guns at citizens and threaten to shoot them. They punch a guy in the back of the head repeatedly when he’s down and already subdued, then later slam his head into the side of their vehicle.
This took place on 10/31/2025 in Evanston, IL.
This took place on 10/31/2025 in Evanston, IL.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ladies and Gentleman, the Land of Free and the Home of the Brave 😔
Well, he for sure knows how much Money he got from him for this pardon
Q: Why did you pardon the Binance founder Changpeng Zhao?
Trump: I don't know who he is.
Trump: I don't know who he is.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Well, he for sure knows how much Money he got from him for this pardon
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Q: Why did you pardon the Binance founder Changpeng Zhao?
Trump: I don't know who he is.
Trump: I don't know who he is.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Q: Why did you pardon the Binance founder Changpeng Zhao?
Trump: I don't know who he is.
Trump: I don't know who he is.