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Maffyou
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Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks
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So pretty!!!! The click was worth it
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Probably a Nyala or Eland, but dikdiks and hyrax are adorable
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There's got to be something in here:

"Rather than small hooves, camels are equipped with wide snowshoe-like feet with two toes"
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's within the best before date period but yeah, we have a sizeable middle eastern population here and have a lot of cool food options
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is written in English. The company produces products for export to english countries
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That's very useful to know. The product predates the outbreak by months. Also, given that it is a processed pistachio product, I'd imagine the pistachios are a bit older too
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Then we play the, is it shredded coconut or nail clippings game?
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Also, sorry about your food poisoning. It is awful
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don't think so. Wouldn't you have to do a swab and culture?
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The pistachio portion won't be cooked. It was going to be a filling between two layers of cake. So i think i will have to pass
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I was going to bake a cake for an 83 year old woman and put pistachio filling in between the layers 😅
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pistachios from Iran have caused lots of cases of Salmonella here. Our public health agency has put out alerts and recalled a bunch of pistachio products
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm leaning towards that, but I'm hoping someone will have some inside info that lets me know it's ok
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have yet to try a vegan cheese that was a good twin to regular cheese. Not that they were bad, but they weren't cheese
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I dunno. I'm just making stuff up rn
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I suspected that might be the case
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No, it's genuine curiosity
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ok good to know! Thanks for the tip
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I believe he felt the plant was too large, and he was helping with gardening
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm wearing layers already and I've bumped the furnace up a bit. My back office is just poorly insulated and I'd like to not wear a parka and hat inside
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM