Maffyou
@damplump.bsky.social
Earth Scientist | Plant Parent | Invertebrate Guardian | Snacks
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Anne of greek gables
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Anne of greek gables
The baby cat has arrived
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The baby cat has arrived
The punishment for the people who decided on no subway service two weekends before xmas should be forced to eat only unripe persimmons for the next two weeks. OR receive a correctional slap from anyone inconvenienced by said decision
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The punishment for the people who decided on no subway service two weekends before xmas should be forced to eat only unripe persimmons for the next two weeks. OR receive a correctional slap from anyone inconvenienced by said decision
Should i be bad and have a coffee after 2pm?
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Should i be bad and have a coffee after 2pm?
Was going to go for a longer walk but i got hungry and lost my sparkle
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Was going to go for a longer walk but i got hungry and lost my sparkle
Hey babe, can you come feed me chips?
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hey babe, can you come feed me chips?
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Stop picking at that little piece of dry skin next to your fingernail
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Stop picking at that little piece of dry skin next to your fingernail
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I don't want to make anyone feel inadequate but i could easily eat a large box of chocolate turtles in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I don't want to make anyone feel inadequate but i could easily eat a large box of chocolate turtles in one sitting
Got sent to my room without succor
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Got sent to my room without succor
Sorry to be gross and brag but I get to babysit a cat next week
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sorry to be gross and brag but I get to babysit a cat next week
My supervisor has left my last message to him on read for at least 30 mins now with no response. So obvi he hates me and I'm failing. It's the only possible reason
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My supervisor has left my last message to him on read for at least 30 mins now with no response. So obvi he hates me and I'm failing. It's the only possible reason
Chat, how many after dinner cheese sandwiches is too many? We're dealing with fluffy white sandwich bread and white cheddar
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Chat, how many after dinner cheese sandwiches is too many? We're dealing with fluffy white sandwich bread and white cheddar
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Teenage mutual ninja gerbils
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Teenage mutual ninja gerbils
Has anyone ever tried not being tired or is everyone just fakin?
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Has anyone ever tried not being tired or is everyone just fakin?
How many is too many peanut butter sandwiches?
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How many is too many peanut butter sandwiches?
A "hot" sauce called Puka Shell Necklace and the ingredients are just mayonnaise with a bit of black pepper
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A "hot" sauce called Puka Shell Necklace and the ingredients are just mayonnaise with a bit of black pepper
Turkeys the size of chickens
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Turkeys the size of chickens
It's snowing here, and the heated driveway for the building across the street is making big steam
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's snowing here, and the heated driveway for the building across the street is making big steam
My major problem with xmas movies is that nobody takes their shoes off when they come inside
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My major problem with xmas movies is that nobody takes their shoes off when they come inside
I forgot to post these from last week but i needed to write them in my notes app to share:
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I forgot to post these from last week but i needed to write them in my notes app to share:
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
1) There's an old man at the performance wearing wide copper bangles that jingle together
2)Overheard conversation
A:So what are the pyramids like?
B: It's just other worldly
A: Wow! Really?!
Who can maintain a calorie deficit when the call of a post dinner cheese pizza is so strong????
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Who can maintain a calorie deficit when the call of a post dinner cheese pizza is so strong????
The fact that i can order three different species of pest cockroach to my apartment by mail is crazy to me. It's like i want to, but i shouldn't
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The fact that i can order three different species of pest cockroach to my apartment by mail is crazy to me. It's like i want to, but i shouldn't