Give me a sequel, add Jonathan Bailey - because he would fit so well into this world - and keep it goofy AF.

I saw this on stage and it’s GORGEOUS. They are so adorable, as is literally every creature on that stage.

I also just did NOT stop crying.

it’s just one of the many “confirmed” rumours I see going around.

I think the obvious follow up tomorrow now is Dungeons and Dragons.

I’ve rewatched them the past couple of nights and it’s the only one that didn’t leave me angry. It’s just so great!

The film is the Mass Effect movie I want to see, instead of the undoubtedly dark, depressing Mass Effect TV show that we’re going to get.

Also they let Bones almost say fuck, and that alone is pure cinema.

Cool, I mean, that doesn’t look like my local Lidl, but I suppose if it’s in your local Aldi, it’s obviously in my Lidl.

I’ve never seen this sign.

But like, all these people going on about “oh it’s woke, there’s a woman!” clearly have never watched a single episode of the original show because what the FUCK are you on about? There’s a woman so it’s ruining the memory of the show which had multiple fucking warrior women? It’s HILARIOUSZ

The cast was ethnically diverse as hell, and they actually all got their own plots. It’s an incredible show - though I haven’t rewatched it in a long time, so it could be more problematic than I remember.

I’d argue that it actually paved the way for Game of Thrones and that genre of adult drama.

Now, if you never watched the original Spartacus series, allow me to explain why the complaints about it being woke are so fucking funny.

The only surviving pair at the end of the series finale was a gay couple, who FUCKED IN CAPS. There were multiple female warriors, and they were *badass*.

I really don’t want to watch The Smashing Machine though. When I walked in to check the screens at work, the camera work made me feel nauseous and they were just eating.

I dunno how I feel about Oscar being lead and Jacob being supporting, as I’d argue it’s a two handed. However if it means I don’t have to choose between the pair of them, I’m happy about that. I do think Wunmi Mosaku should have got a best supporting actress nod, but otherwise, I’m not mad.