I guess we still have Boxing Day.

And as y'all know, I already convinced Santa to cancel Xmas.

Love the alt text on that one!

So, no, that's not a good use case of AI. If the computer sees a scene from Back to the Future featuring Doc Brown talking to Marty McFly and describes the picture as, "two men standing in front of a chalkboard," that's not useful.

Especially if there's not a chalkboard in the scene.

See Oz reference, must like.

I honestly love Mickey with Garfield eyes.

Yeeeeah! Look at this cutie!

Got here two hours early because I thought the weekend before xmas would be hell, but there were no lines!

I'm guessing the crowds come in a couple of days?

I'm the little atheist mouse kid in the Rankin-Bass Night Before Christmas.

Why would he bother with some liberal college when he already has a business that makes almost $100,000 at 20 years old?

Anyway, I told Santa that we should skip Christmas this year and he agreed that it's a good idea.

Heck, the default layout on a Mac lets you type an emdash. I can type an emdash on my phone too.

I've ultimately concluded that I don't actually have to date or get married to not die alone.

You never know if you'll hate it till you've tried it!

It's always weird to see adults absolutely refuse to try something a little unusual.