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Gus Dahlberg
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Domestic relations attorney. Dad Band warbler. Public school parent. Lifelong nerd. Leave the world better than you found it.

Columbus, OH. #Crew96

this machine begs for luck

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God, I can still remember the first time this went viral; I could absolutely not stop laughing for several minutes.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
my wife seems to think this is an incredibly sad and depressing song. I disagree; it's melancholy, sure, but it's incredibly heartfelt and hopeful. Like a hug from family you haven't seen in a very long time.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM