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Trump thought he was an ambassador from islamistan.
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trump: Why did you name it after a basketball player?
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Uncle Fuckus and Uncle Ruckus
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sitler belongs in prison.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Probably. It is Texas ya know.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Have you met Big Tex? Oh, his pants caught on fire about 10 years ago, but he’s still standing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Fatsolinni!!! Thank you for that!
I’m in Texas, so I offer this for your unfettered use when discussing Abbott: Sitler
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Let’s go PPV!
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Leavitt knows the exact shape, size, smell, and taste of her gold electroplated idol’s teeny tiny dick.
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Gross Old Pedophiles lust after their gold electroplated idol just like he lusts after little girls.
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sitler belongs in prison
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The whole Trump thing is all Seth’s fault for making fun of him at some dinner.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Impeach
Convict
Imprison
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sitler belongs in prison.
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mmmm yum!

Two scoops vanilla in a mug + coke + spoon
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Check eBay
October 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM